Sopranos was fukkin hilarious man

[KnickstapeCity]

Had a random dream last night that I was a fat Italian in the Sopranos universe and I was getting in Max Payne slow motions type shootouts every 5 secs

Kinda epic

 

[StretfordRed]

Yooooo watching this shyt again but for the first for my girl and Uncle Junior said

“Hey did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn’t understand”

It’s a lame joke but the randomness made me crack the duck up twice and even today when watching it again

 

[skokiaan]

Had a random dream last night that I was a fat Italian in the Sopranos universe and I was getting in Max Payne slow motions type shootouts every 5 secs

Kinda epic

What in the uncle ruckus

 

[Alix217]

The show clearly made Italians look bad. Nearly everyone on the show was obese, dumb, racist and lazy and most of them are dead by the end of the show

 

[Robbie3000]

Yooooo watching this shyt again but for the first for my girl and Uncle Junior said

“Hey did you hear about the Chinese Godfather?
He made them an offer they couldn’t understand”

It’s a lame joke but the randomness made me crack the duck up twice and even today when watching it again

China man, goes to see the eye doctor. The doctor examines him and says you have a cataract.

Chinaman goes, “No, I drive a Rinclon Continental.”

 

[Fctftl]

*digging up Emil*

Georgie: “Is that him?”

Christopher: “Now that’d be some fukkin coincidence if it wasnt, wouldnt it?”

 

[Fill Collins]

Paulie: I remember every blowjob I ever got, how about you? You remember your first blowjob?;(to Sil)

Sil: Yeah, of course...

Paulie: How long did it take for the guy to cum? Heh heh heh Ya hear what I said? I said, "You remember your first blowjob?" He said, "Yeah" then i said, "How long did it take for the guy to cum?" Heh heh heh

China man, goes to see the eye doctor. The doctor examines him and says you have a cataract.

Chinaman goes, “No, I drive a Rinclon Continental.”

I get it, he drives a Lincoln, whaaat?

 

[DaddyFresh]

Paulie: I remember every blowjob I ever got, how about you? You remember your first blowjob?;(to Sil)

Sil: Yeah, of course...

Paulie: How long did it take for the guy to cum? Heh heh heh Ya hear what I said? I said, "You remember your first blowjob?" He said, "Yeah" then i said, "How long did it take for the guy to cum?" Heh heh heh


I get it, he drives a Lincoln, whaaat?

“ don’t bytch to me
bet wit ya head, not ova it”

 

[Fill Collins]

“ don’t bytch to me
bet wit ya head, no ova it”

If you can quote the Sopranos, you can follow the rules:

NO ONE EVA ADMITS TO THE EXISTENCE OF THIS

Real shyt tho, Sopranos, along with King of the Hill, believe it or not, breaks down how stupid, reckless, perverse, useless, etc. your average cac is

I'll still never forgive David Chase for the Many Saints of Newark tho

 

[DaddyFresh]

If you can quote the Sopranos, you can follow the rules:

NO ONE EVA ADMITS TO THE EXISTENCE OF THIS

Real shyt tho, Sopranos, along with King of the Hill, believe it or not, breaks down how stupid, reckless, perverse, useless, etc. your average cac is

I'll still never forgive David Chase for the Many Saints of Newark tho

Apparently Chase wanted to make a movie about the Newark riots and execs made him use a sopranos backdrop to guarantee success. So you can’t blame him. But Sopranos the goat shows IMO. The replay value is unprecedented. It also changed television completely.

 

[General Mills]

didn’t you make a thread about finally losing your virginity?

 

[Fill Collins]

Apparently Chase wanted to make a movie about the Newark riots and execs made him use a sopranos backdrop to guarantee success. So you can’t blame him. But Sopranos the goat shows IMO. The replay value is unprecedented. It also changed television completely.

I've heard that, but still, it really wouldn't have hurt to give us two hours+ fanservice, you'd get enough cash to finance your little passion projects, my stupid ass came in the theatres on an edible and I bought a bag of popcorn instead of sneaking in snacks like I usually did

and best believe, I'm on my third rewatch, Sopranos is literally the best television show and one of the best dark comedies out there

Embarassing fun factt: I accidently say shyt like, "cooze" and "schifooza" from time to time

 

[Fctftl]

Tony: "you look better"

Junior: "If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waiting in the car wanting to tongue my balls"

 

[RhodyRum]

Tony: "Mayonnaise!"

Paulie: "Huh?"

Tony: "MAYONNAISE!!!"

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

This wasn't scripted so the laughs of the actors was genuine