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Got DAYUM!!!! Nothing but fat cave batches in this. This night should be shame of himself.
Type night you see out with his ugly cacitch and hit him with the and he just
Great viral marketing
I woke up to almost 100 alerts from this thread today
some more websites are picking up on this
http://dayandadream.com/2014/10/17/money-mars-fake-def-jam-contract-instagram/
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I Gotta Give You A Zero
A Rapper Tried To Pass A Fake Def Jam Contract On Instagram
Brandon Caldwell
October 17, 2014
I Gotta Give You A Zero
There’s faking it until you make it and then there’s trying to stunt for Instagram with a fake Def Jam contract.
Thursday night, a rapper by the name of Money Mars (total social media count on Twitter & Instagram: about 1,400 “fans”) posted on his account two images, both with an Island Def Jam logo and what he made out to believe was a contract to the label. A day after Def Jam celebrated its 30th anniversary in Brooklyn.
Once the “contract” landed on Twitter, everything went up in smoke. Let’s break this “fake Def Jam contract” down for our amusement, shall we?
First, outside of the numerous grammatical errors, the contract is only two pages. The same size of a second grader’s book report.
Second, Island Def Jam has been non-existent since April after the company restructured itself.
Third, what contract states the rappers name without “” or p/k/a?
Fourth (and probably the most hilarious), FOUR albums and EIGHT mixtapes?! For $250,000? A record company isn’t paying you for something you put out for free, for one. Why would a label such as Def Jam even try to put you down for FOUR albums when in two years you’ve barely cleared 10,000 on Soundcloud and YouTube combined?
Fifth, “welcome to the empire”? Did you take this from a Yankees message board? An Evil Empire Lil Wayne tape from 2007? “Expecting you to put out hard work”? Don’t think the guy who clears samples at Def Jam is going to expect anything from you, especially when you didn’t even “work hard” to put this fugazi contract together.
Let this be a lesson kids, do your Googles on proper contracts. Especially how to make a fake Def Jam contract.
How quickly they forget. I gave him the courtesy of explaining himself BEFORE i put him on the summer jam screen.
Instead of explaining he retweets me (like its something good) and Tweets me a link to a song (first mistake) (song was eh but clearly was glad he was getting the attention .. felt no need to explain (he later deleted this tweet) Then I made a video about him.
After the video and seeing himself on complex ...He is copping pleas and has a story he is getting scammed when on Facebook he was accepting congratulations and entertaining talks of celebrations.
Then the roasts begins. Everyone who sees or hears about the story is going in on him unmercifully.
Then ... the roast of everyone going in on him ... has even his friends copping pleas saying its too much.
Now after realizing everyone going to his facebook just to fukk with him and that He has pretty much murked himself in possibly doing music. Now he is in my comment section copping pleas and tryna explain himself to everyone going in on him. So much that ... youtube thought he was spamming me and marked 90 % of his comments as spam.
Then he goes to facebook acting like its everyone 'hating on him ... except he forgot he already fooled his facebook friends to really thinking he got signed... look what he wrote and look at the first response/question.
Now here is the half ass apology we all knew was coming ... but some are mistakenty thinking this is what can give him the promotion he needs since 'all promo is good promo'
Still got the Cornell Trap Money on Deck.
I have no idea why people try to front in the internet age
South-Central NY brehs
bringing back the East Coast one artist at a time
I love how he's trying to spin it on FB like he was in on the joke the whole time, and he put the "fake" contract up on instagram as a joke
man, it was just last week he was basking in all the likes and comments on FB from said "fake" contract.
my man cleaned up all his tweets and fb mentions of cornell or any other lie he was living. hopefully he learn from this and keep it funky from here on out maybe he can finally smash those fat white hoes he so crazy about ..so in the end we helped him become a better person