"Something" Happened Between Lesnar & WWE Officials Last Night

[Berniewood Hogan]

COCAINE AND STEROIDS ARE GOOD FOR THE BUSINESS, BROTHER!

 

[R=G]

What's the latest? Reigns was accused of failing tests but still no good word on why Lesnar flew back home. LOL.

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

Dave only wrote a little on it in this weeks Observer

This is what we do know. Lesnar flew into Nashville and was there when the show started. There was a business disagreement between Lesnar and Vince McMahon, related to negotiations regarding Lesnar signing a new contract. Speculation that the negotiations included Lesnar wanting to do a UFC fight while under his next WWE contract were not part of this at all. It was only related to the offer and terms of the new contact itself.

The situation, which was not settled at press time, could be settled quickly and perhaps even easily but right now the two sides are at a key impasse related to the new deal and neither side wants to be the one to back down.

What that disagreement was over has been kept secret, but we were told it was all business and had nothing at all to do with current or future creative. The business dispute related to why he didn’t appear on the show, and the company was forced to change its scripting. Lesnar left the arena while the show was going on and flew home. There were reports that he flew on his private jet, but that’s incorrect. When Lesnar comes to WWE shows, the WWE provides him a private jet from his home and back to his home as one of the stipulations of his contract.

At Smackdown, Vince McMahon told people in the company there was an unresolved problem, but wouldn’t elaborate on what it was.

Lesnar was never booked on the 3/2 Raw in Newark, NJ. He currently has four dates left on his contract, which are the 3/9 Raw in Pittsburgh, the 3/23 Raw in Los Angeles, WrestleMania and the Raw the day after WrestleMania in San Jose. He is still advertised for all of those shows.

Those in the company believe Lesnar will be at all his remaining contracted dates, because not doing so would constitute a breach of contract.

Without knowing what the dispute is, and its severity, it’s impossible to know what it means as far as the remainder of the contract and the potential of renewing of the deal.

 

[Killer Instinct]

I always assumed Brock hunted his meals.

And by 'hunt' I mean he pulls up to the nearest forest wearing his trunks, tells Heyman to hit his music and then sprints after the fleeing deer, before catching one with his bare hands, suplexing it and then eating it's heart while it's still alive.

TSC is on a roll today.

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

Brock was on his Big Worm shyt last night

*pulls up in his limo, rolls the window down*

Vince (under his breathe) - damn!

Vince - "sup Brock"

Brock - How much money you got left?

Vince - "I ain't got a lot"

Brock - "You still ain't got that money, Vinnie"

Vince - "Man, I trying to Brock. Nobody buying the network these days."

Brock - "I don't think you applying yourself, Vinnnnnie."

Vince - "huh?"

Brock - "You fukkin' with my check?"

Vince - "Hell naw! fukk with your check? Hell naw!"

Brock - "You fukkin' with my check?"

Vince - "Now why would I do some shyt like that?"

Brock - "I don't want to have to fukk your shows up, Vinnnnie. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions"

Vince - "Broooock. Man, you're the last person's money I'd mess with. I'll steal from my grandkids before I mess with your money. And you know this maaan."

Brock - "We'll see"

*rolls his window up, leaves in limo*
Vince (under his breathe) - "eraser head motherfukker"

 

[mrken12]

That reminds me of a scene from The Boondocks:

 

[﹏﹏⛴﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏]

Brock was on his Big Worm shyt last night

*pulls up in his limo, rolls the window down*

Vince (under his breathe) - damn!

Vince - "sup Brock"

Brock - How much money you got left?

Vince - "I ain't got a lot"

Brock - "You still ain't got that money, Vinnie"

Vince - "Man, I trying to Brock. Nobody buying the network these days."

Brock - "I don't think you applying yourself, Vinnnnnie."

Vince - "huh?"

Brock - "You fukkin' with my check?"

Vince - "Hell naw! fukk with your check? Hell naw!"

Brock - "You fukkin' with my check?"

Vince - "Now why would I do some shyt like that?"

Brock - "I don't want to have to fukk your shows up, Vinnnnie. Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions"

Vince - "Broooock. Man, you're the last person's money I'd mess with. I'll steal from my grandkids before I mess with your money. And you know this maaan."

Brock - "We'll see"

*rolls his window up, leaves in limo*
Vince (under his breathe) - "eraser head motherfukker"

Promethazine Dean

Yoooooo

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

I must have read that @Crown Bearer post 15 times and it's hilarious every time

 

[MushroomX]

Brock Lesnar being like

"We talkin about RAW... Not WM, not the WM which I live and die for, but RAW..."

 

[Golayitdown]

I must have read that @Crown Bearer post 15 times and it's hilarious every time

Top tier talent

 

[Vinny Lupton]

When Lesnar comes to WWE shows, the WWE provides him a private jet from his home and back to his home as one of the stipulations of his contract

Meanwhile the rest of the roster are travelling 4 to a car and getting jerked on international tours

Brock excellence

 

[jadillac]

that story is bull to begin with.....so Reigns uses roids and Brock has an issue, but he had no problem fighting Cena, HHH, Rock previously. All on roids




Hell, Brock himself is on the juice






And don't tell him I said that either

 

[MushroomX]

Hell, Brock himself is on the juice

Brock on dem Ecto Coolers breh

 

[Lord Scion]

Brock Lesnar being like

"We talkin about RAW... Not WM, not the WM which I live and die for, but RAW..."

"If Meltz tell you that I missed RAW, then that's that. I might have missed a few RAWs last year, if somebody say... He doesn't come to RAW, it might have been a few RAWs... But that's it.

...we sitting here, I'm the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and we in here talkin about RAW. Not WM which I make my five million from, what we talkin about?!?! RAW,

We talkin about RAW right now!!!

....How the hell can I make the locker room better by coming to RAW?!?!"

 

[MushroomX]

"If Meltz tell you that I missed RAW, then that's that. I might have missed a few RAWs last year, if somebody say... He doesn't come to RAW, it might have been a few RAWs... But that's it.

...we sitting here, I'm the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, and we in here talkin about RAW. Not WM which I make my five million from, what we talkin about?!?! RAW,

We talkin about RAW right now!!!

....How the hell can I make the locker room better by coming to RAW?!?!"

Thats my LE. Talking about BLT, Brock Lesnar Technicals.