Sohhhh I'm considering pretending to be gay in order to get a great deal on a sublet

[NotAnFBIagent]

I mean..if it were me, personally I'd be like "I ain't gay, but I got money. I can pay for shyt and I ain't interested in any of you bytches so...Balls in your court" and see where it goes from there

This. Unless them hoes tryna walk around naked then this a business arrangement and should be about money

 

[the cac mamba]

I mean..if it were me, personally I'd be like "I ain't gay, but I got money. I can pay for shyt and I ain't interested in any of you bytches so...Balls in your court" and see where it goes from there..

sounds like he should be more worried about his mouth

 

[pickles]

You just outed yourself as a cac or some sort of Asian.




Congratulations

Add him to the list brehs.

 

[nahnah]

Will you "pretend" to be the shyt stabber or the stabbee ?

 

[SirReginald]

So, are you going lipstick and all? You know you atleast gotta look the part right

 

[Address_Unknown]

better than his mouth, i guess

Not even at home I'm safe......
Hot bush tea all on my duvet and pillows man....

 

[L&HH]

What part of DC is this? Is it a group house and you and your roommate would split $630 or that's what yall be paying each? Why's your roommate moving to DC?

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

Can't you find a month-to-month place?

 

[Nomadum]

weird but if you comfortable with that then long as you can sleep at night.

but still breh

 

[Remote]

Suck dikk to get in character

Sounds like some shyt Daniel Day-Lewis would do.

Method acting on a hundred trillion

 

[mortuus est]

funny thing is, you dont actually have be camp or put on a voice, tons of ghey people out there are straight acting, you have nothing to prove, only if they ask you to do some weirdo shyt than u should leave but yeah think about it first before you make a decision, you could be saving over 1000 , its all about the money, right?

the worst you could do is cape for the LGBT community, hang the rainbow flag above your bed brehs

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Walk around your own house like Michael Sam at the combine brehs

 

[Pitfalls0117]

You just outed yourself as a cac or some sort of Asian.




Congratulations

Add him to the list brehs.

"Outed", my ass
I never lied about my identity on here not once, feel free to go thru my post history

 

[pickles]

"Outed", my ass
I never lied about my identity on here not once, feel free to go thru my post history

For what?

Be white and expect to fakkitry to be accepted on a majority black male website brehs.

 

[DlAMONDZ]

"Pretending"

If you says so