chick that sit next to me brought her fukking daughter 
jit causing a disturbance right now 
jit causing a disturbance right now 
Sohh i just got escorted out of class for being drunk. Since when community college turn into Yale?
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Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
Why would you voluntarily tell us this embarrassing of a story?
You ain't got nothing on this crazy woman going through a psychotic episode in class.. This is hard to watch...
???i just did a quick little scroll through your posts (cause i have no idea who u are) and cotdamn that shyt was depressing. u literally hate everything. life must suck
USSInsiders
Banned
I been up drinking since last night. Had class today and it made no sense for me to go to sleep so I just kept drinking. I dont even feel drunk though. my motor skills are good, reflexes on point. i just smell and look like a homeless person. I tried my best to go unnoticed. I went straight to the back and put my headphones on and tried to get some sleep.
First time, teacher comes by, wakes me up and tells me to the lower the music. no prob. Second time, i had a little fukking nightmare and i wake up gasping for air looking around all crazy and the entire class is looking at mepretty embarrassing.
I look over at the teacher and he's giving me this look like
"why are u even here?turn down your music please
"
I turn the music down again. I try my best to stay awake this time but still I fukking cant. Go to sleep one more time and im in the best sleep ever which feels for like 2 minutes. Then i feel a heavy hand on my shoulder. i wake up, look and the teacher is damn there picking me up like a baby in his arms.
"Comeon my fwen les go home" as im being fukking dragged out tryna gather my shyt and the entire class is giving a fukking round of applause
buncha cock sucking little goody two shoes. I didnt fight back though. im pretty drunk and feel weak. and i did just wanna go homeI'll probably never go back
So your teacher's haitian, huhSound like a real nikka
Go out drink bag hoes
And still comes to class on time
Go out drink bag hoes
And still comes to class on time
USSInsiders
Banned
chick that sit next to me brought her fukking daughter
I miss the CC grind. I remember once they wouldn't even let this girl bring her kid to speech class. She was like 19 and had a fukking toddler with her. White girl with a brown baby 
NobodyReally
Superstar
Next time fill one of these up with some Hen and toss it in your bag.
Just tell them you're trying to stay hydrated.
Just tell them you're trying to stay hydrated.
Next time fill one of these up with some Hen and toss it in your bag.
Just tell them you're trying to stay hydrated.
Or you could do the ol' alcohol in a Coke can trick.
StickStickly
Superstar
Damn you didn't want to be an astronaut or ballerina or nothin as a kidi usually vote liberal but liberals are ruining this country. i remember being a kid and couldnt wait to finally smoke cigarettes on a plane. guess that aint happenin
Lol. hahahaha i dont know why this cracked me up. but besides smoke cigarettes and drink booze i wanted to play third base for the marlins like the boy bobby bonillaDamn you didn't want to an astronaut or ballerina or nothin as a kid