Listen if yall want me to bring my talents to The Coli your gonna have to agree with some demands
I need two boxes of corn starch
Baby oil & 24 roses
Nothing but brown M&M'S
A bald, toothless lady of the night
Brand new toilet seats
I want the Mel Kiper alias brought back and given his own Q&A weekly thread
a tank of live lobsters to be prepared whenever i get hungry
The preference to show up on The Coli only when i want
No negative rep of any kind for my actions
The Coli being renamed Monday Night Coli :Starring Da_Eggman
Yall nikkas better SHOW ME THE MONEY
I got a big fat wife and nine screaming kids...and I gotta feed 'em!
