Soccer Superstar Cristiano Ronaldo Swipes $4 Billion off Coca-Cola Shares After This Gesture

[FaTaL]

Coke is the one drink where you actually feel like you’re slowly dying as you drink it.

That’s why I drink Diet Coke

 

[OnlyOneBoss]

That power god damn



that couldn’t be me… shyt like this would happen and I’d use my influence all the time…for bad sometimes too

 

[Cynical Thoughts]

Coke should spin this like... look, Ronaldo had to move the coke because he couldn’t stand to look at it without taking a sip.



people are sheep. Create something and milk them till their dry.

 

[Jamal514]

I'm sure he could if he wanted to

35 years old jumping like that

 

[xXMASHERXx]

My folks would use coke to remove grease from frying pans and shyt.

I don't drink soda but years ago when I made the mistake of drinking a coke I felt like it was eating away my insides

 

[Bboystyle]

Soda is trash but coke is the goat soda

Pepsi >>>

But both are trash. Legit drink like half a cup once every year

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I don't know why anyone drinks that shyt
Some people drink it daily

 

[tremonthustler1]

I don't know why anyone drinks that shyt
Some people drink it daily

cuz it's good

 

[Bboystyle]

35 years old jumping like that

U seen his diet and workout routine? Dude gonna be goated athlete until he hits his 40s.

 

[GPBear]

Coke's stock has been falling all week, but that's still funny af

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

totally forgot about Troy Average

 

[The War Report]

Gonna fukk around and have a bunch of kids drink water now.

 

[Loose]

Dog a 1.7% change in stock price isnt shyt

 

[jerniebert]

People use coke to clean battery cables. Don't blame him for not wanting to endorse it. I'm not going to lie but it does taste good. There's a reason it has the money to support his sport.

 

[Waldo Geraldo Faldo]

GOAT.

Coke truly is trash. Disgust at people drinking that shyt and worse when kids do.

Bullshyt ass sugar water.