So Why Does Jabba Surround Himself with Hoes

[wire28]

then probably did unspeakable things to Solo's carbonized form?

maybe we don't need the lost tapes footage and deleted scenes

 

[PrnzHakeem]

@pl2584 and @Dr.Omega's posts got me thinking....

Wouldn't it be funny as hell if the Hutts emitted pheremones which made them attractive to other species, male and female, which would be part of the reason why their intergalactic crime organization is so broad. People like dealing with attractive things, whether they own up to it or not. The only reason why we wouldn't 'get it' is because we can only watch.

Leia wouldn't have been resisting the tongue because Hutt is gross, she would be resisting because he wasn't gross in their galaxy and her show of defiance would be that much more ennobled in her galaxy. But then next thing you know Slave Leia... it's that easy .

You're thinking of Prince Xizor and the Falleen race. Main villain in the Shadows of the Empire game.

 

[DosCadenaz]

Georgie Porgie, pudding pie, he kkissed the girls n made them cry.
J-A-double B-A, oh my, he fukked them hoes n made him cry.

 

[Makavalli]

Aren't Hutts hermaphrodites? They can only fukk themselves So Jabba having those hoes around was completely pointless unless his tongue was some type of sex organ...

nikka how the fukk do u kno that?? Im a star wars fan and im blown away by your nerdom

 

[FlyRy]

jabba the goat

my girl and i use "jabba" to describe just laying around and being lazy and watchin movies and shyt

"what are you doing babe? " "just jabba-ing"

 

[OmegaK2099]

something did happen when they did the cut-a-way or during solo and chewie in the dungeon

luke sure took his time getting there

 

[The Guru]

Why doesn't he surround himself with blob hoes Image a human fukking jabba hoes.

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

Why doesn't he surround himself with blob hoes Image a human fukking jabba hoes.

I mean. They're not humans

 

[OmegaK2099]