So Who's Gonna Write The Reports? Official Brooklyn Nets Season Thread

[No Homo]

Hate it had to be Brook..he was the lone bright spot for this franchise for a long time. Probably the only player that enjoyed playing in NJ. Don't really like the idea of Lance in Brooklyn but fukk it..at least he bring some fukkery to enjoy while we're losing

Karasev and Lance gonna be all up in the clubs wit the strippers

The Brooklyn Nets’ newest star, Sergey Karasev, might have a racy reason for his miserable two-point performance during Sunday’s game against the Heat. The baller was spotted walking into the elegant Four Seasons Hotel Miami at 5 a.m. that morning accompanied by three curvy strippers, an eyewitness reports.

The good-looking, 6-foot-8 Russian seems to be enjoying his time in the limelight with the Nets. “They all got out of one car, looking like one big happy family,” says the shocked witness. “They were talking about what a generous tipper he was at the strip club that evening where they met.”

The spy describes the trio of ladies as “hot, busty strippers. They were all Spanish. One was shorter than the rest and had Pamela Anderson-style barbed-wire tattoos and high heels.”

Karasev, who was traded to the Nets in July, didn’t seem worried that he was also expected to score at an NBA game hours later at 6 p.m — or that the Four Seasons was the official team hotel.

“He brazenly walked right in front, leading them in,” says the spy, who added that other hotel guests checking out in the early morning to catch a flight to New York were aghast. “Two strippers walked in behind him holding hands with each other and the third straddled in after them about five feet behind.”

 

[tremonthustler1]

While I'd love to get rid of Jack, who the fukk is playing point? D-Will is out, is Lance gonna play point

Every time he handles the rock we're gonna be like YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[TR7]

Every time he handles the rock we're gonna be like YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

The fukkery levels would be unreal


They couldn't pay me to go to a game now, I'd drop a few bucks to watch Lance play point. I don't know if Hollins or Joe tries to kill him first

 

[TR7]

If we lose Jack, I've found our PG brehs



#BringBackFarmar

 

[No Homo]

Yeah brook is outta here we shopping him hard

 

[AJtheOne]

If we lose Jack, I've found our PG brehs



#BringBackFarmar

that gamewinner he hit against the Clippers in 2012 during that last year in NJ was

 

[TR7]

that gamewinner he hit against the Clippers in 2012 during that last year in NJ was

I was there, the memories :netscry:



Ian Eagle, them jerseys :netscry:

That fukkin bench unit tho

 

[AJtheOne]

Yeah brook is outta here we shopping him hard

I'm gonna miss him

 

[No Homo]

that gamewinner he hit against the Clippers in 2012 during that last year in NJ was

Great game..i was in the building

 

[No Homo]

I was there, the memories :netscry:



Ian Eagle, them jerseys :netscry:

That fukkin bench unit tho

Shelden, petro, stevenson, brooks...the fukking misery of that team :bkcry:

 

[AJtheOne]

I was there, the memories :netscry:



Ian Eagle, them jerseys :netscry:

That fukkin bench unit tho

Sheldon Williams, Petro, Gaines

Gerald Green tho I still wish we kept him, I hope we get him back somehow

 

[TR7]

Shelden, petro, stevenson, brooks...the fukking misery of that team :bkcry:

First dude I saw was Sundiata Gaines, I hate Alan Anderson and Reggie Evans but my god he's the worst player I've ever seen who played 20 minutes a night

 

[No Homo]

Sheldon Williams, Petro, Gaines

Gerald Green tho I still wish we kept him, I hope we get him back somehow

Green hell yeah man..killing in phx....and hump..hump is putting in work in washington..i never wanted to let him go..he was good in a smaller role..

Gaines frustrated me just as much as alan anderson ..couldnt stand dude.

 

[No Homo]

First dude I saw was Sundiata Gaines, I hate Alan Anderson and Reggie Evans but my god he's the worst player I've ever seen who played 20 minutes a night

He used to start with dwill

 

[TR7]

He used to start with dwill

I try to block those memories out