So which "mugshot bae" you're posting bail money for?

[NZA]

never let a woman guilty of criminal mischief know where you live

 

[Roid Jones]

None of them are 'bae' they all look demonic

 

[SAINT]

she's perfect

Danger. She smashed the homie

 

[egsteel]

none there is a thousand bad bytches who are freee and available.

But these are all certified "ride or die." You could plot with these chicks and they wouldn't think twice about helping you.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

You know damn well you would smash




She lost weight in jail. And I know you see that plump booty tooting, you cant do that tippy toe shyt with no ass

Thats a long booty bytch and everybody knows it but you

 

[RennisDeynolds]

You Americans can get arrested for anything and everything, damn. :dunnoboutdat:

Anyways, I pick these ones:

Thats a pornstar Selena Santana

 

[Astroslik]

She cute but I'm looking at her then looking at that carpet she on like

Would still beat tho

She's a security guard. One of you Dallas brehs can eat

No pullout

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Looks but I'm all in.

This queen deserved the finest cheese sandwich and milkbox they had in the jail

Seriously though, what is she? Mixed or on her Rachel Donzel shyt ?

She is that one white girl that always hangs out with the group of black girls , always trying to prove herself and shyt

 

[AJD]

fukk I look like bailing out some of these crazy hoes. Bail them out and then months later they burn your house down, accusing you of cheating

 

[Bart simpson]

DUI? Probably just too many Aperol Spritz in the summer, nothing too bad

Nothin wrong with turning up at the Catalina Wine Mixer
It gets the people going!

 

[egsteel]

You can literally see the crazy in this chics eyes

i'd work so hard to save her.

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

As long as she only beats me up in the bedroom

Mmmmmmm

Ill be waiting for her outside the jailhouse doing the Public Announcement dance.

 

[FcKuPaYmE]

Looks but I'm all in.

 

[Samori Toure]

Meth possession tho ...

...fukk it, I'll take a chance though. I can change her

Assault with a deadly weapon

I am just going to throw this out there; when you see assault next to a woman's name, then you might want to avoid dating that crazy moafugga; because the next nikka that she assaults is going to be you. That deadly weapons shyt could be anything from a gun to a car and just keep in mind that the car is the fan favorite for crazy broads.

I see your future looking like this if you dating nutty bytches

 

[Samori Toure]

never let a woman guilty of criminal mischief know where you live

You also need to switch up your routine and take different routes home, because they looking for your ass.