So when did social media become better than a phone number?

[Da Jungles]

Well this social media background check ain't working cause mufukkas are STILL getting caught up

 

[Kobe24]

Real shyt

I always felt awkward with social media, like if I wanna floss something I wan't to make it look discreet. I don't want to be taking pictures of my car or my clothes,that shyt is hella needy. Same with flashing hoes,flash a hoe on your arm like back in the day lol. Plus hoes get legit pissed off when they can't creep on you on social media,no hoe likes it when they can't see what you've been doin. That drives the hoes crazy, lol.

 

[Audemar]

And this is why I won't fukk with guys like that (No offense, you seem like a really cool guy to get beers with or something)

It's all good; I don't drink either. Anyway, blame certain women who choose the call at the worst times or do so persistently. Now there's a way to not deal with that.

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

A chick did that to me a few months ago for the first time.

I told her lets meet up later in the week and she gave me her IG name

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Who said anything about dating? There you go again with that old man shyt.

Networking for connects among other things. Would rather chill with people who attract more people.

i don't chase'em i duck'em.

You call it old man shyt. The rest of the world calls it being an adult.

Networking is for business and if you don't have a direct line to the person you're networking with then you have nothing lil buddy

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

2006

 

[Kobe24]

A chick did that to me a few months ago for the first time.

I told her lets meet up later in the week and she gave me her IG name

What you say tho lol?

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

What's her IG breh

Best you getting out of me is some PG rated pics

Spoiler

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

LMAAO it hasn't.
I need your number or bushes. Like an actual number, none of this kik/google talk bullshyt. I don't want your twitter handle or IG name, I want your number or boy bye.

Why

 

[Zero]

Old people stay mad.



you get their social media you can instantly figure out how much clout they have (or don't have).

And its a good way to build up your network.

You know how many lies circulate on social media breh

 

[Kobe24]

A quick look at her insta/twitter can tell me if she is even worth my time.

Exactly she says the same shyt bout you tho

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

What you say tho lol?

Me: What am I supposed to do with this?
Her: Follow me, silly
Me: I'm trying to meet up later this week...Let me get your number
Her: Oh ok *puts it in my phone*....I mean you can DM me you know?
Me:

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Old people stay mad.



you get their social media you can instantly figure out how much clout they have (or don't have).

And its a good way to build up your network.

I'm not interested in her clout, I'm interested in her vagina

 

[Kobe24]

Me: What am I supposed to do with this?
Her: Follow me, silly
Me: I'm trying to meet up later this week...Let me get your number
Her: Oh ok *puts it in my phone*....I mean you can DM me you know?
Me:

It's almost like they get offended honestly , That follow me shyt comes off to me like she wants me to be another fan

Like Im gonna be the hoe in the relationship/friendship is what it comes off as to me

 

[thirdeye]

Why

Because I'd rather have a phone number than that.