Sleepy Floyd
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UPDATE: I GOT RECEIPTS at bottom of this post.
I'm fluent in Spanish and I keep seeing these memes on social media about not bathing. Even moreso now because it's cold outside and they be saying they don't want to bathe and get cold. But they be posting these all year. And there's always hella likes and comments agreeing.
I'll translate for those who don't speak the language
"I was in the womb for 9 months without bathing... what's four days?"
Teacher: "Draw how you bathe"
Me:
"I promise...to bathe once a week "
*Me without bathing all week*
My bf/gf: "Let's see each other today"
Me: "Water is life"
"Another day without bathing" (because it's cold rn)
"I've gone two days without bathing and glory to god, today is three days without bathing, thank you Lord"
"To those of you who bathe every day, do you think you are dishes or what?"
I'm fluent in Spanish and I keep seeing these memes on social media about not bathing. Even moreso now because it's cold outside and they be saying they don't want to bathe and get cold. But they be posting these all year. And there's always hella likes and comments agreeing.
I'll translate for those who don't speak the language
"I was in the womb for 9 months without bathing... what's four days?"
Teacher: "Draw how you bathe"
Me:
"I promise...to bathe once a week "
*Me without bathing all week*
My bf/gf: "Let's see each other today"
Me: "Water is life"
"Another day without bathing" (because it's cold rn)
"I've gone two days without bathing and glory to god, today is three days without bathing, thank you Lord"
"To those of you who bathe every day, do you think you are dishes or what?"
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