So we falling asleep with the nut in the kitty or we doing a quick wash up/wipe down first?

[Spence]

LOOOL at the title and to be honest yeah i usually do wash up but i like to take pics first. Also depends if we re gonna continue to fukk right after then i ll just leave it to marinate.

Take pics of what tho?

Anyone in here married should invest in a bidet, wife loves it as it has a female setting that gets all the way up in the vip section of the club.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

the daps/rep i receive randomly from this thread

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

You GOTTA hit the toilet and push that nut out. Quick pee and wipe her down with a baby wipe. If you don't follow these steps you will end up with a UTI and/or pregnant.

I don't have those problems

Im fukking a bad azz big tittay MILF who just had a partial hysterectomy last year ..

Which means I GO RAW EVERYTIME

Cause she CANT GET PREGNANT

and since it's a partial.. She STAYS WET



Thank You Jesus

 

[brickfare]

I don't have those problems

Im fukking a bad azz big tittay MILF who just had a partial hysterectomy last year ..

Which means I GO RAW EVERYTIME

Cause she CANT GET PREGNANT

and since it's a partial.. She STAYS WET



Thank You Jesus

how is that outside of the sex tho breh?

the women I've known with hysterectomies were on some other shyt, like the procedure had their moods / behavior / personality all out of whack

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

how is that outside of the sex tho breh?

the women I've known with hysterectomies were on some other shyt, like the procedure had their moods / behavior / personality all out of whack

dawg ..you don't know the half....

we just had some amazing sex thursday night....i mean "all night long' like lionel richie says

and the next day she just shuts down emotionally and shyt and wanna be introvert and be by herself laying in the bed like she on some dont fukk with me shyt

today is the first time we had some real good convo since that night...

i just learned to tolerate it by getting "ghost" on her...i can tell when she bout to get moody or say some out of pocket shyt

and just like that..she will act like it wasnt nothing serious

its crazy...but her sister has helped me understand her and cope with it...cause her sister is a therapist.....

we had "broke up" like 4 times within our relationship....

but i keep going back...cause she got that AQUAFINA between dem legs

and she is a good woman...she has done some amazing stuff for me outside of sex

but emotionally and mentally she can be BATSHYT CRAZY at times

but hey you know what they say ...

CRAZY BYATCHES GOT THE BEST SEX

 

[skeetsinternal]

dawg ..you don't know the half....

we just had some amazing sex thursday night....i mean "all night long' like lionel richie says

and the next day she just shuts down emotionally and shyt and wanna be introvert and be by herself laying in the bed like she on some dont fukk with me shyt

today is the first time we had some real good convo since that night...

i just learned to tolerate it by getting "ghost" on her...i can tell when she bout to get moody or say some out of pocket shyt

and just like that..she will act like it wasnt nothing serious

its crazy...but her sister has helped me understand her and cope with it...cause her sister is a therapist.....

we had "broke up" like 4 times within our relationship....

but i keep going back...cause she got that AQUAFINA between dem legs

and she is a good woman...she has done some amazing stuff for me outside of sex

but emotionally and mentally she can be BATSHYT CRAZY at times

but hey you know what they say ...

CRAZY BYATCHES GOT THE BEST SEX

co-sign this. A recent chic crazy bytch I dealt wit spoke to me during pillow talk how she used to give her cat zodiac readings and thought about making and selling soaps infused with her p*ssy juice. Fine as all hell 5'2 chocolate, flat stomach, nice athletic body with a bubble.. prototypical african goddess but she was bat shyt crazy. She liked to bite the tip of my dikk and low-key was paranoid she was a cannibal but the sex was so good. After she dun made me nut 3-4 times on average she would tell me she hated me and say ttyl and leave

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

if you ain't hitting that toilet and pushing that out and washing up you nasty as hell.

My woman even hitting the quick dusche on the p*ssy and bringing me a towel to wipe down.


Bust too much to just let that shyt sit. Sheets be looking all types of nasty with white spots doing that shyt.

 

[HarlemHottie]

if you ain't hitting that toilet and pushing that out and washing up you nasty as hell.
.

I'll be honest, sometimes I like to let it linger for a little while, just for the memories.

But I'm a Taurus and we like scents and textures and such.

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

I'll be honest, sometimes I like to let it linger for a little while, just for the memories.

But I'm a Taurus and we like scents and textures and such.

My birthday in April too don't try that Taurus shyt.

You ever seen nut running down a chicks leg after yall fukked 15 mins later shyt ain't sexy.

 

[HarlemHottie]

My birthday in April too don't try that Taurus shyt.

April when, sir? I don't trust them April Taureans, but my brother's an Aries.

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

April when, sir? I don't trust them April Taureans, but my brother's an Aries.

26th



You already know

 

[HarlemHottie]

26th



You already know

My worstest frenemy was born on that day. This the shyt I'm talking bout!

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

My worstest frenemy was born on that day. This the shyt I'm talking bout!

What's wrong with the 26th

 

[HarlemHottie]

What's wrong with the 26th

I find that signs that don't 'match' their month operate weirdly. Like, Drake is officially a Scorpio, but he acts like a bytch (=Libra for men) and is born in October. The shyt don't be fitting right.

 

[Save $ not Hoes]

I find that signs that don't 'match' their month operate weirdly. Like, Drake is officially a Scorpio, but he acts like a bytch (=Libra for men) and is born in October. The shyt don't be fitting right.

Yeah we a lil off

But you know that mix though

Keep em coming.