So this is how women in Dallas/Fortworth Get down?!

[3rd Ward Swangin]

This is low budget sugar baby.

 

[Oldschooler]

But if she was selling up front it would be "no black gents"

 

[Cat piss martini]

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[Wildin]

A bum that doesnt wanna date another bum

Like a fat person that doesnt wanna date another fat person

In reality it makes perfect sense.

She's trying to come up. She can't come up off another bum.

Two fat people dating, sharing a pizza, eyeing the last 3 slices.....it ain't gonna work.