So There's a 173 Pound Pitbull Named "The Hulk"......

Poetical Poltergeist

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what happens when he is in heat and looks at you like :shaq:
I was at a party and they had a coulpe of Pitts in the basement. Me and my cousin were down there checking em out, my cousin was sitting on the couch petting one and all of a sudden that dog jumped on couch got behind him and tried raping my cousin. I was laughing so hard I didn't think to try and help him get away from the dog. :mjlol: The dog had him trapped with his awesome strength. He was stroking on pornstar levels :merchant: . I finally pulled the dog off dude but the damage was done. He told me with watery eyes not to tell anyone what happened.:mjcry: But I always do because shyt was hilarious. Needless to say we got the fukk out there cuz I didn't wanna be next. :whew:
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
"It's okay, he doesn't bite".

Nah, he'll just choke the shyt outta ya ass


*comes home tired from work and forgets to take him for a walk*















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