nothin in dis thread beats walking into class in the 11th grade and getting your piece grabbed by an asian dude and him sayin '
hey baby'.
it was instant lights out for dat n!gga. INSTANT. Like, i made sure da n!gga went night-night...all snuggled and nyquil-ed up.
A couple teachers come rushin out to da hallway after hearin da commotion and me swearin talmbout "
what is goin on here?"
i told em "
dis fukkin dude just grabbed my nuts...like....i'm walking into class and he comes upto me and says hey baby and just grabs my thing...what the fukk...i ain't g@y"
"Excuse me mr. azzanova, watch your language and go to the principals office right now!!"
needless to say i got let off and dude had to see a guidance counselor. Funny thing is i was cool with him prior to dis..but goddamn dude had a lot of mental issues
. But hey, i guess that's what happens when you be from Cambodia