So my pops left me a key to his flat

yo moms

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yea i wouldnt fukk wit it then

only reason i did it cuz im so close to downtown and i live in a college district

throw a house party....or a stripper party and charge nikkas :manny:

yeah this is a rough neighbourhood :huhldup:

but strippers you say? :ohhh:

all i know is my dikk is getting wet for the first time whether it be prostitutes or some slags we found on the street :jawalrus:
 

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oh im the master at stealing from peoples house parties :russ:

*oh dont mind me im just going upstairs to the bathroom* meanwhile i be in the parents room looking for jewelry and various other expensive items to pawn :jawalrus:

my kneega :blessed:

first thing i take is the alcohol than tooth paste and anything i can sell

i remember a few months back i forgot to take the bottle of courvoisier and half way on my way home i wanted to go back and take it :demonic:
 

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yeah this is a rough neighbourhood :huhldup:

but strippers you say? :ohhh:

all i know is my dikk is getting wet for the first time whether it be prostitutes or some slags we found on the street :jawalrus:


yep you can make a couple dollars.... and get some p*ssy

win win situation
 

yo moms

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my kneega :blessed:

first thing i take is the alcohol than tooth paste and anything i can sell

i remember a few months back i forgot to take the bottle of courvoisier and half way on my way home i wanted to go back and take it :demonic:

courvoisier? :gladbron:

some of the local kids try to hide their house parties from me :mjpls:

i will find you and i will crash your party with a bunch of batmobiles :ufdup:
 
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