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Me and My Girl Are In A Long Distance Relationship
And Well she tells me this story earlier
Well my girl was walking with her ratchet ass friend real late at night like at 4 AM to the corner store that is like 6 blocks away from where she lives.
This corner store, fukkery happens late at night, some dude was gunned down last summer right in front of that corner store
ONE MAN KILLED IN BODEGA DOUBLE SHOOTING | www.canarsiecourier.com | Canarsie Courier
I always tell her to not walk late at night to that store cause there are weirdos out and shyt and it is dangerous and if she is going to do it, don't walk alone.
she is stubborn, So she did one out of two. I'll take it.
So she is walking down the block, three blocks away from the store and sees this dude with a hoody on that looks shady at the end of the street.
My Girl and Her Ratchet Friend:
*They keep walking*
She told me that the shady dude stops them and lift up his shirt to show them his gun
My Girl and her friend:
Shady Dude: Give me everything y'all got.
Ratchet Friend: You can have whatever I have but you can't have my phone since I don't have any insurance. You can suck a dikk
if you want my phone
My Girl:
All I have is 9 dollars and you going to rob me for nine dollars, you can have it. You are pretty stupid for robbing me of only nine dollars. and you are a punk ass nikka for robbing two girls
My Girl says that during this whole exchange, that the dude looked familiar to her but she couldn't put her finger on who he looks like.
My Girl then tells me, he eventually let's them go but the shady dude was staring at her the whole time.
She says He walks away and he does this
at my girl only and says you are lucky.
They go to the store.
She then tells me that today, that she sees this dude on the bus that she knew for awhile that looks similar to the shady dude last night.
She then asks him on the bus if he had a brother.
He says yes . She tells this dude what happened to them last night.
Dude: That was y'all, Yea my brother told me something about some two girls he was going to rob. He told me that he was going to blow one of their heads off because he didn't like the way she looked at him.
My Girl:
I think that was me .... why me?
Dude: I don't know, there was just something about, how you looked at him. My brother's head is not tied on so tight. He has a few screws loose
I'm just like
...... 
..... 
at this whole story especially the robbery scene.
These bytches think they invincible with all that talking with a dude that had a gun.
My girl is like he is a punk, just got upset because we didn't get shook.
Me: I told you so, not to walk late at night anymore. See what happens.
Her: Nah, I am not letting no one scare me from going out when I want.
And Well she tells me this story earlier
Well my girl was walking with her ratchet ass friend real late at night like at 4 AM to the corner store that is like 6 blocks away from where she lives.
This corner store, fukkery happens late at night, some dude was gunned down last summer right in front of that corner store
ONE MAN KILLED IN BODEGA DOUBLE SHOOTING | www.canarsiecourier.com | Canarsie Courier
I always tell her to not walk late at night to that store cause there are weirdos out and shyt and it is dangerous and if she is going to do it, don't walk alone.
she is stubborn, So she did one out of two. I'll take it.
So she is walking down the block, three blocks away from the store and sees this dude with a hoody on that looks shady at the end of the street.
My Girl and Her Ratchet Friend:
*They keep walking*She told me that the shady dude stops them and lift up his shirt to show them his gun
My Girl and her friend:
Shady Dude: Give me everything y'all got.
Ratchet Friend: You can have whatever I have but you can't have my phone since I don't have any insurance. You can suck a dikk
if you want my phoneMy Girl:
All I have is 9 dollars and you going to rob me for nine dollars, you can have it. You are pretty stupid for robbing me of only nine dollars. and you are a punk ass nikka for robbing two girls My Girl says that during this whole exchange, that the dude looked familiar to her but she couldn't put her finger on who he looks like.
My Girl then tells me, he eventually let's them go but the shady dude was staring at her the whole time.
She says He walks away and he does this
at my girl only and says you are lucky.They go to the store.
She then tells me that today, that she sees this dude on the bus that she knew for awhile that looks similar to the shady dude last night.
She then asks him on the bus if he had a brother.
He says yes . She tells this dude what happened to them last night.
Dude: That was y'all, Yea my brother told me something about some two girls he was going to rob. He told me that he was going to blow one of their heads off because he didn't like the way she looked at him.
My Girl:
I think that was me .... why me?Dude: I don't know, there was just something about, how you looked at him. My brother's head is not tied on so tight. He has a few screws loose
I'm just like
...... ..... at this whole story especially the robbery scene.These bytches think they invincible with all that talking with a dude that had a gun.
My girl is like he is a punk, just got upset because we didn't get shook.
Me: I told you so, not to walk late at night anymore. See what happens.
Her: Nah, I am not letting no one scare me from going out when I want.
at your bytch being so thirsty for some dikk she walks half a mile a 4am to a liquor store that had a nikka gunned down on the doorsteps the summer before with 9 dollars to her name 
at being in a "long distance" relationship.......
