So my buddy just flipped out on me...over a girl

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

He'll talk after she stops talkin to him

Well, he wont talk to me about it. I swear I don't give a fukk.


I thought people who get sprung or lovey dovey or whatever are supposed to be happy, butterflies and shyt. Wasn't aware they get all fukkin aggravated and insecure.

 

[Still Benefited]

Haha nikka shytted on you...but nah man u shoulda just left him alone....I wouldn't apoligize cuz its not your fault he's a weirdo.....but dude in his probaly tellin himself same thing u tellin em but he too scared...he obviously ain't been gettin no puzzy....but u kinda simplified a issue that for him is complicated.....its like when Cliff Huxtable and Clair told Theo "all u gotta do is try harder and study and u would get good grades".......meanwhile Theo is tryin his hardest studying his heart out with the face bcuz the words is all scrambled in his mind....you marginilized a issue that man has had with women for years probaly speaking to women....but as I said it ain't ya fault so don't apoligize.

 

[ridge]

stab him in the liver

 

[illadope]

If you aint give a fukk, there wouldnt be a thread.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Let me see what you think.

So this friend of mine, who I've known for 7 years and NEVER saw with a girl (Im not sayin anything, but it's kinda suspect) recently got into a flirt.

He met this girl while on some business trip...bout 500 miles from home. He knew a friend of a friend of a friend of hers and got her #. He kept tellin me about her when he got back, I was happy just to see him talk bout girls for once.

So one day he just packed up - and went to her place...drove 5 hours but he didn't say he was comin over. But it all panned out good, they ended up together, drove around (motherfukker took her out to a place 200 fukkin miles from her town...and got her back home...the fukk) but - as he said - nothing "serious" happened.

All week while home, he kept actin kinda weird and nervous whenever I tried to talk about it...I figured why the fukk wouldn't I talk about that with my friend, right? I told him - fukkin make a move next time. If she actually does like you, she wont spear you because you leaned over for a fukkin smooch.

He kept saying he doesnt want to screw it up AND...wait for it...as far as he's concerned - he never met a girl like that (OK, we all went thru this phase) and that he would...wait for it...."sign" that...............aka "marry".



I didnt say shyt on those comments, didnt want to ruin his parade, its nice to be lovey dovey I guess. So few days ago he went to see her again...after 2 days, he got back home. Long story short, nothing to report. Yesterday I asked him - why didnt' you make a move.

He went semi-ape on me, talkin how "you dont know this girl, dont talk about her, you werent there, she's not like thatm that's my once-in-a-lifetime chance" and all that shyt.



He hung up on me like a lil bytch and judging by his stubborn ass nature, we wont speak in the near future, and that dweeb owes me money.

The fukk?

Never, Ever, Ever, Eeeeeeever get in the middle of your friends relationship. Just don't do it ever again.

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

If you aint give a fukk, there wouldnt be a thread.

Well, what I mean with that "I dont give a fukk" is - from now on I should ask myself "whats in it for me" before I ask questions to fukks like this dude.

I swear I didnt mean no malice no harm, I want that dude to be happy and I know being by himself where all of us others are borderline married is at least slightly fukkin with him. I just stated my opinion and he took it the wrong way because he knows its the truth.

Today I've heard from 3 different people he "shared" his love story with probably everyone he encountered last few days, which means he's lookin for yes men.
And they all prolly told him "yeah yeah, thats great" and he got the self esteem fix for the day.

i tried to put him in check because I thought that's what friend do...and I got shytted on.

No more.

 

[Tom Foolery]

Oh yea. And deep down, ya boy wanna kick you're ass. He's just holding back because you and him are cool, but I can guarantee he resents you. I've seen this shyt many times.

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

Never, Ever, Ever, Eeeeeeever get in the middle of your friends relationship. Just don't do it ever again.

I partly agree with this, only problem is theres no relationship there as of this moment.

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

Oh yea. And deep down, ya boy wanna kick you're ass. He's just holding back because you and him are cool, but I can guarantee he resents you. I've seen this shyt many times.

So if I was smarter, I would join the "oh yeah, great story bro" train yesterday, and support all his mumbo jumbo talk about that, and then, if, let's say, crash and burn happened later down the line few months from now, then I would be the one who's supposed to listen to all his depressed meltdown yap about "bytches" and shyt like that.

I took the shortcut and Im glad I did.

 

[nalej]

Your boy sounds like a lame. I'd usually suggest finding a new friend but that break up story is going to be hilarious and entertaining.

 

[Tom Foolery]

So if I was smarter, I would join the "oh yeah, great story bro" train yesterday, and support all his mumbo jumbo talk about that, and then, if, let's say, crash and burn happened, I would be the one who should listen to all his depressed meltdown yap about "bytches" and shyt like that.

I took the shortcut and Im glad I did.

Some people aren't looking for advice. Let their complaints fall on deaf ears.

 

[Professor Polo]

you're friend just sounds homotional...I understand it being a sensitive subject...but I'd appreciate my friend giving their honest opinion...thats what friends are for.

 

[Mowgli]

Stop pressuring your friend to smut out this lady. He takes relationships a lot more serious then you do. Stay out his business.

 

[Tom Foolery]

I partly agree with this, only problem is theres no relationship there as of this moment.

Relationships, Hook-ups, Dates, Side pieces, Rendezvouses, whatever, always just nod your head and do what you have to do. People really don't want advice nor do you want to possibly give wrong advice. Just let him live.

Also, how much does he owe you?

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

smut out

Kissing is a smut out?

He owes me 1 DS pair of '11 concords + chump change.