So my buddy just flipped out on me...over a girl

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

Let me see what you think.

So this friend of mine, who I've known for 7 years and NEVER saw with a girl (Im not sayin anything, but it's kinda suspect) recently got into a flirt.

He met this girl while on some business trip...bout 500 miles from home. He knew a friend of a friend of a friend of hers and got her #. He kept tellin me about her when he got back, I was happy just to see him talk bout girls for once.

So one day he just packed up - and went to her place...drove 5 hours but he didn't say he was comin over. But it all panned out good, they ended up together, drove around (motherfukker took her out to a place 200 fukkin miles from her town...and got her back home...the fukk) but - as he said - nothing "serious" happened.

All week while home, he kept actin kinda weird and nervous whenever I tried to talk about it...I figured why the fukk wouldn't I talk about that with my friend, right? I told him - fukkin make a move next time. If she actually does like you, she wont spear you because you leaned over for a fukkin smooch.

He kept saying he doesnt want to screw it up AND...wait for it...as far as he's concerned - he never met a girl like that (OK, we all went thru this phase) and that he would...wait for it...."sign" that...............aka "marry".



I didnt say shyt on those comments, didnt want to ruin his parade, its nice to be lovey dovey I guess. So few days ago he went to see her again...after 2 days, he got back home. Long story short, nothing to report. Yesterday I asked him - why didnt' you make a move.

He went semi-ape on me, talkin how "you dont know this girl, dont talk about her, you werent there, she's not like thatm that's my once-in-a-lifetime chance" and all that shyt.



He hung up on me like a lil bytch and judging by his stubborn ass nature, we wont speak in the near future, and that dweeb owes me money.

The fukk?

 

[Francium]

First, how much does he owe you?

Second, just leave him alone. He needs that heartbreak and he'll hit you up. One huge mistake when we find that first girl we think we "love", we tend to think she's much different from the rest of these chicks. He'll learn

 

[Shugg84]

Lose the zero and get money, dont be no lame.

 

[lachreyatarbabypits]

Its prob his first time getting into some kind of intimate relationship with a chick just bear with him.

 

[Assata Shakur]

fukk that nikka then keep it moving

 

[BrothaZay]

You share that buddy

 

[Sweet James]

Y not MYOB next time.

Do you really care about his personal business like that.

Seems like you were fishing for trouble

 

[Morethan1]

Y'all either really young or white

Which is it?

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

First, how much does he owe you?

Second, just leave him alone. He needs that heartbreak and he'll hit you up. One huge mistake when we find that first girl we think we "love", we tend to think she's much different from the rest of these chicks. He'll learn

I hear you, I learned that the hard way I guess. I always had this idea brehs help out brehs.

I never EVER told him nothing bout his lovey dovey "shes the one, theres no one like her" remarks. I've been thru it, it's normal.

But the way he went ape over my opinion that he should've MAKE A MOVE it's ridiculous. I mean they both 30 years old THE fukk he thinks? They grown, they know where all those drinks and chit-chats lead to. And that's perfectly normal.

He told me she told him that "she aint ready for commitments yet".....and then he asked her "did someone hurt you" ..... nice setup.....and she said "yes"................................................so he told me "Imma go down there in a month.

As if she'll be READY for it one month from now......yeah....now "it's not the time"...but come late august....oh yeah baby!



So I told him "hey man don't get into the friend zone, I think you should've made a move"...and all hell went loose. He owes me enough money I could get a DS pair of 2011 Concords over eBay.

 

[Morethan1]

Use to be my dog you was in my left titty ass nikka

 

[duckbutta]

Let that nikka do him, when he wants to talk about it...he'll talk :shake:

Go see dark knight or take a shower or clip your toenails or something

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

Y not MYOB next time.

Do you really care about his personal business like that.

Seems like you were fishing for trouble

I mean, Imma say it like this. We talk bout a lot of personal shyt, we know each other for years, and up until this moment, we done talked bout pretty much everything....

But now when I think bout it.......he probably told me all his problems and issues cos he didnt have anyone else in his life (a girl, for example) to share that shyt and get it off his chest.

 

[DaRealness]

30 years old?!

 

[Hussein Fonzarelli]

30 years old?!

Yea. I guess I fukked it up, should've kept it all sports and whips.

Imma do it like that from now on.

 

[illadope]

He'll talk after she stops talkin to him