So...Maria felt like SH!TTING on Kelly Kelly for the hell of it

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There needs to be a TSC poll for wrestling's all-time biggest simp :ohhh: This matter needs to be settled immediately... Dykstra, Candido and Hardy are first on the ballot. Who else we got?
 

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She been through enough dudes in the WWE, im counting like 3 .... and according to The Viper She has been through a lot and lot of dudes.

next Tammy Sytch ?

Allegedly Kelly Kelly liked homeboys and tag teams
(remember, allegedly *wink, wink*)

J.Hardy, Moore, Test, J. Gabriel, K. Nash, JBL, K. Angle, RVD, D. Ziggler, Miz, J. Morrsion, Edge, C. Benoit, Batista, Punk, Johnny Ace, etc

There needs to be a TSC poll for wrestling's all-time biggest simp :ohhh: This matter needs to be settled immediately... Dykstra, Candido and Hardy are first on the ballot. Who else we got?

WTF???? This is like choosing the best of the worst if they were the last three people on the ****in' planet.

Hardy
 

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Who knows where that bytch's slutty ass coochie has been...no wonder she gets so easily offended. The mountain of evidence is always there for show and tell......
 

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Maria is a SLIMY little girl
Yeah Maria's such a lady and so classy. Here's some highlights from her Playboy interview.

10. Where's the craziest place you ever had sex? Maria: oh gosh there's been a bunch. I've done the pool table thing, disgusting dirty bathroom on a road trip, never done it in the plane's bathroom but I've done some acts in the seat sitting next to someone, I've done it in the car, and recently on a hotel balcony.

6. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral? Maria: oh definitely giving. Boys are gonna love that one.

5. You call your boobs Tiggers. What are some of your nicknames? Maria: I have a couple nicknames. Kitty is the big one right now from the way I act in bed from crawling or the way I arch my back during sex.

:manny:
 

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Kelly Kelly is that one bytch in school that even popular cacs want no part of.

After they parted it, that is :shaq:


Currently, Eve is prolly the best, AJ catching up just by the movement alone, and I never understood the over-ranking of Layla, but she sure as fukk ain't whack Kelly kelly.

:lolbron:

Eve is definitely #1 right now. Nattie & Kaitlyn could take it at any moment though.
 

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Eve's a solid #2 right now since Maxine left.

Layla's on top of the mountain for the foreseeable future. I'm waitin' on that Raquel Diaz, though. :jawalrus:
 

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Eve's a solid #2 right now since Maxine left.

Layla's on top of the mountain for the foreseeable future. I'm waitin' on that Raquel Diaz, though. :jawalrus:

raquel-diaz-new-look.jpg

Wait a bit longer :scusthov:
 

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Haha. She's an acquired taste, I'll admit that.

It's mostly presence and personality with her anyway, more than looks.

Ay I can't knock her...

Looks crazy as hell...

But I dig crazy chicks.

:datazz: don't even ask me how.
 
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He might be boring as piss but Orton is one of the realest nikkas in the 'E. What he says goes. He said Kelly been fukked around with 10+ "boys in the back" and that doesn't count guest hosts and who knows what else...

I'm beginning to think her cooch may smell like a rest stop bathroom.
 

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He might be boring as piss but Orton is one of the realest nikkas in the 'E. What he says goes. He said Kelly been fukked around with 10+ "boys in the back" and that doesn't count guest hosts and who knows what else...

I'm beginning to think her cooch may smell like a rest stop bathroom.

Hey.... didn't LayCool call her "smelly Kelly" ?

:ooh: :ooh: :ooh: ETHER!!!!!!!:gladbron:
 
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