Even the enhancement talents are snitchin on Cena.
Colin Delaney is about to blow this case wide open. Somewhere I KNOW edge is coaching Cena on how to deal with this.
Edge: You can't let the dirt sheets get you down John. I mean wether its true or not. Because I don't know.... is it true? Really? I mean Mickie? There's some girls even I won't touch. Did I mention I've fukked Lita AND Beth Phoenix? Anyway all you have to do is go out there and cut the promo of your life. Tell the best story ever told out there and the fans will respect you. Then you can find some peace.
Cena: Greatest story ever.... yeah I can do that! Thanks Adam. I knew I could come to you. Ill do that promo on Monday.
Edge: ill be watching.
*Monday night Cena comes to the ring*
*Cena rambles on about star wars*
Edge: