So Ja Rule Scammed A Bunch Of People With This FyreFest Stunt?!! :mjlol:

[Sonic Boom of the South]

this his statement this morning but the tweet was deleted

 

[Easy-E]

I'm dying at the struggle plates

What's the point of bathroooms if that's all they eating?

 

[MikeyC]

Best tweet ITT

 

[Grifter]

Take a look at @LamaanGallal's Tweet:

Don't send help.

 

[jilla82]

This thread and the whole situation literally got me in tears

This is one of the most ridiculous things ive ever read.
Who the fuk sees something promoted by Ja Rule as a luxury event, and thinks its a good idea?

How you give someone two slices of bread with cheese on it with a straight face?
Im like damn...you cant even melt the cheese?

 

[GoldenGlove]

These nikkas out here like fukk it at this point, might as well have some fun



Caption and this nikka surfing on a tent bed had me fukking dead brehs

 

[TrifeGod]

This.....this is going down in history folks.


Everyone involved are Legends.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

On Wednesday, Ja Rule arrived for a “site visit.” I don’t know if he actually visited the “site” but he did spend a lot of time on a yacht, according to his Instagram. Meanwhile the event planners were holed up indoors putting together a game plan and a budget. With so little having been prepared ahead of time, the official verdict was that it would take $50 million to pull off. Planners also warned that it would be not be up to the standard they had advertised. The best idea, they said, would be to roll everyone’s tickets over to 2018 and start planning for the next year immediately. They had a meeting with the Fyre execs to deliver the news. A guy from the marketing team said, “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

At this point it was pretty clear that this was a mess and I shared my concerns with the man I reported to. But he assured me that the Fyre execs were legit, and said some socialite was underwriting the whole thing. The budget was okayed and we were told to carry on with our planning. That night Ja Rule gave a toast. “To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fukking like porn stars.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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American brehs - “Let’s just do it and be legends, man." needs to become the new Pledge Of Allegiance.

Real talk - Ja should become a cult leader. The nikka hasn't had a hit in a decade and was still able to convince several people to pay money to get on a plane to see 'Thugfukker'. He can definitely talk them into killing for him.

Ja Jones

 

[Grifter]

I'm dying at the struggle plates

What's the point of bathroooms if that's all they eating?

Gives you a place to hide from the dogs.

 

[Art Barr]

I'm dead at how they didn't even give them a slice of meat with that sandwich, a pack of lunchmeat is like $2.99 and even that was out of the budget


Now they're saying there's no staff there and there's feral dogs running around...Stuart Little outchea juugin lmao.

Potcakes!!!




Art Barr

 

[Tim2520]

unless Ja planned on pulling a Frank Matthews or D.B Cooper move and just vanishing there has to be more to the story .because no way could he believe that he could get away with pulling a blatant finesse move like this

 

[NSSVO]

I would have just walked to the nearest resort on some help me please shyt

 

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

This just keeps getting better

Fyre Festival Head Billy McFarland: 'We Were a Little Naive'

"I was a computer programmer, and after computers, the two things I love most are the ocean and, for some reason, rap music. So these three hobbies of mine somehow led me to meeting my partner, Ja Rule. Together, we became friends and business partners. For us, it was always a battle of pushing the limits. Once we got flying lessons together, we got on these really bad 40-year-old planes and flew from New York to the Bahamas – not really knowing the Bahamas very well – ran out of gas and landed in the Exumas and both of us immediately fell in love."

 

[semtex]

Ja wasn't there when they called...

But he's always on time

 

[Damnshow]

On Wednesday, Ja Rule arrived for a “site visit.” I don’t know if he actually visited the “site” but he did spend a lot of time on a yacht, according to his Instagram. Meanwhile the event planners were holed up indoors putting together a game plan and a budget. With so little having been prepared ahead of time, the official verdict was that it would take $50 million to pull off. Planners also warned that it would be not be up to the standard they had advertised. The best idea, they said, would be to roll everyone’s tickets over to 2018 and start planning for the next year immediately. They had a meeting with the Fyre execs to deliver the news. A guy from the marketing team said, “Let’s just do it and be legends, man.”

At this point it was pretty clear that this was a mess and I shared my concerns with the man I reported to. But he assured me that the Fyre execs were legit, and said some socialite was underwriting the whole thing. The budget was okayed and we were told to carry on with our planning. That night Ja Rule gave a toast. “To living like movie stars, partying like rock stars, and fukking like porn stars.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yo this whole scam is easily the funniest shyt of 2017