So is this Lana angle just supposed to showcase her thot behavior?

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They should be on raw starting a feud with viking raiders for the tag titles, maybe throw in AOP and have a big three-way big men tag war :snoop: Vince probably can't even win in GM mode in SVR 07
Cokeboy don't give a fukk about tag team wrestling. I was looking forward to the Usos, New Day, and Bludgeon Brothers triple threat at Wrestlemania a few years ago. Should have been a great match but nope, Cokeboy booked a Bludgeon Brothers squash.

Just look at the state of the tag team division now. Braun and Rollins took the titles from Gallows and Anderson just so they could lose them to Roode and Ziggler.
 

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Lashley is getting paid probably close to a milly a year to do this lol -

1st week
Hey im ready to come back and wrestle

Cool, go out there and make out with Lana for 3 minutes.

Thats it?

Yes.

2nd week:
Hey guys whats going on this week? Am i wrestling Rusev?

Go get in a towel and pretend to massage Lana for 11 seconds.

Thats it for the week?

Yes


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3rd Week:

Hey, its Bobby do you even want me to show up to the arena?

No, we want you to get dressed and go grab some dinner with Lana.

Guys, I am driving hundreds of miles to these cities, I feel like we can do all of this in one shot somehere but...Ok, She better have her t*ts out.

She will.
 

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3rd Week:

Hey, its Bobby do you even want me to show up to the arena?

No, we want you to get dressed and go grab some dinner with Lana.

Guys, I am driving hundreds of miles to these cities, I feel like we can do all of this in one shot somehere but...Ok, She better have her t*ts out.

She will.
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I don't care if this shyt is providing Grade A fukkery, this "storyline" is fukking awful, as was the Maria/Mike Kanelis "storyline.":hhh::camby:

It’s far worse than the Ziggler Summer Rae one. At least they appeared to be trying with that one
 

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This angel is fukking stupid. Nobody benefits from this in the slightest. Worst angle of 2019.

Even if Rusev gets the win over Bobby, he looks like a weak cuck letting this shyt go on for so long.

PLUS Rusev and Lana cant be together again because why would Rusev take her back after this? They booked themselves into a corner that they can’t get out of.

WWE is a joke. During the week Smackdown was on FS1, their tag line was, “Same show, new channel” and I died laughing because of how true this statement is. It’s still the same old shyt with nothing new but some lights and stage props.

Also it’s not just the WWE’s fault, it’s the fans fault as well....

Fans who continue to watch weekly are comparable to women in manipulative relationships who still won’t leave for some reason. At what point does the blame turn from the product to the fan?

The WWE has showed you what they are for a decade now, and everyone still falls for their empty promises just because they throw them a bone or two every so often to keep them happy for a bit.

Just like a women in a manipulative relationship, until you want better for yourself and leave, they will keep force feeding you shyt. You may complain to all hell, but you’re still eating it....
 

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Kinda related to this. Not a fan of Ryback, but he had this to say recently

Ryback believes that another current WWE Superstar, Rusev, has been put into a similar situation with his storyline against Bobby Lashley over Lana's affection. He claims that the storyline will play out a certain way depending on whether or not Rusev signs a new contract with WWE. If he does sign, the storyline will make Rusev look great as it proceeds. But if he does not, Ryback believes that WWE will make sure to humiliate Lana and Rusev on their way out of WWE.

"I can tell you for a fact with the angle with Rusev, he's in contract negotiations right now," Ryback explained. "I love Rusev. I talk to him but I think he's fukking stupid for doing this angle. And I mean that from a fact that, yes, it is acting and it is fake, but they now have control over your character over a really shytty angle that could be humiliating if you choose not to re-sign. He's going to look horrendous in all of this. They got him. They put him in a shytty angle while contract negotiations are going on. If he re-signs, he's going to look really good in it and then they are going to use him for a bit, and then it's going to go back to what he has done. Or he's going to choose not to re-sign and they are going to humiliate those two like no other. It is my opinion but I have seen it done before. Again, I love Rusev, but that is what is going on in this situation; unless he did re-sign and it's going to pay off huge for him."

Ryback Says Rusev Is In Contract Negotiations With WWE, Talks Mike Kanellis Requesting His Release - Wrestling Inc.
 
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