So is anybody gonna try to play NBA BALLER BEATS on the kinect?

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

comes out tomorrow

 

[STAN JONES]

smh

 

[Hater]

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

 

[Family Lives Matter]

I thought this was shelved

 

[The Phoenix]

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

This shyt looks dumb as hell. 'Baller' beats???

 

[Black]

Who signed off for this shyt? I say lynch anyone who buys it.

 

[rapbeats]

Who signed off for this shyt? I say lynch anyone who buys it.

lynch me then. i just scooped it yesterday. i was put on to it a bit earlier by professor(and 1 mixtape) who's seen at E3 helping demo the game. you have kenny smith talking about it, playing it, go online on their website and you can see other legit dribblers with already crazy handles trying to play this game. they love it. you know why? because its even a challenge for them.

so if its a challenge for them. that means it can actually TRAIN the non professional(street baller on TV, NBA), non D-I, II,III player. even the kid tryin to make the Freshmen sophomore team at high school.

YES it will expose your dribbling weaknesses. your off hand, certain moves, etc.

and for the record, the odds of you hitting your TV with the ball is super slim. you're dribbling the ball on the sides of your body and you're doing crossovers, etc from side to side so if anything the ball could be lost and start to roll to the side somewhere. even if by change it rolls in front of you. its going to be ROLLING not flying full speed into the TV. unless you're dumb enough to throw the ball at the TV. even the passing movements are done to the sides.

they have dudes on youtube that have reviewed the game and live in New York in apartments. and he still likes it.

Will moms and pops go for it? probably not at first. but if you are serious about balling. and say moms/pops has you in a few leagues. or you play for school. tell them you need this to help you with your dribbling and that the pros have used it as well as other top tier ball players and it will increase your dribbling fundamentals a lot. this could turn into a scholarship down the road.

do you know how many high jumping fast running dudes from the hood cant dribble and cant shoot to save their lives.

do yo know how many ligthening quick guards, with handles. cant dribble with their heads up as young kids.

this game could actually fix that.

Dont be to cool to give the game a try. and for the record its a legit high intensity workout when you get into the high levels(not highest. but medium level which is pro). thats when you start stringing all sorts of moves together like real life.
its one thing if you can cross someone over from right to left or left to right. its another when you can do the prime Jkidd double cross over. right to left, then back left to right without a long pause in between.

its one thing to be able to go around the back. its another to go around the back then to the cross over between the legs.

like i said, dont be to cute to give it a try. this is the type of stuff Kinect was made for. I'm calling it now. there will be training games like this in your top tier college training facility in the near future.

what if you're a coach wanting to recruit some 6'7 small forward that has insane hops. can hit the corner jumper and is crazy fast. but he cant dribble really. you can tell dude to work on his handles over the summer and they will get better. but the only way you would know for sure that they would get better is if you put him on a dribblers regimen . tell him to play this game all summer long and that you need him to get a 5 star rating on the highest level and on every song before the summers up. if he's able to do that. i promise you his handles with his head up will be on the level of a legit d-1 point guard.

 

[Hater]

lynch me then. i just scooped it yesterday. i was put on to it a bit earlier by professor(and 1 mixtape) who's seen at E3 helping demo the game. you have kenny smith talking about it, playing it, go online on their website and you can see other legit dribblers with already crazy handles trying to play this game. they love it. you know why? because its even a challenge for them.

so if its a challenge for them. that means it can actually TRAIN the non professional(street baller on TV, NBA), non D-I, II,III player. even the kid tryin to make the Freshmen sophomore team at high school.

YES it will expose your dribbling weaknesses. your off hand, certain moves, etc.

and for the record, the odds of you hitting your TV with the ball is super slim. you're dribbling the ball on the sides of your body and you're doing crossovers, etc from side to side so if anything the ball could be lost and start to roll to the side somewhere. even if by change it rolls in front of you. its going to be ROLLING not flying full speed into the TV. unless you're dumb enough to throw the ball at the TV. even the passing movements are done to the sides.

they have dudes on youtube that have reviewed the game and live in New York in apartments. and he still likes it.

Will moms and pops go for it? probably not at first. but if you are serious about balling. and say moms/pops has you in a few leagues. or you play for school. tell them you need this to help you with your dribbling and that the pros have used it as well as other top tier ball players and it will increase your dribbling fundamentals a lot. this could turn into a scholarship down the road.

do you know how many high jumping fast running dudes from the hood cant dribble and cant shoot to save their lives.

do yo know how many ligthening quick guards, with handles. cant dribble with their heads up as young kids.

this game could actually fix that.

Dont be to cool to give the game a try. and for the record its a legit high intensity workout when you get into the high levels(not highest. but medium level which is pro). thats when you start stringing all sorts of moves together like real life.
its one thing if you can cross someone over from right to left or left to right. its another when you can do the prime Jkidd double cross over. right to left, then back left to right without a long pause in between.

its one thing to be able to go around the back. its another to go around the back then to the cross over between the legs.

like i said, dont be to cute to give it a try. this is the type of stuff Kinect was made for. I'm calling it now. there will be training games like this in your top tier college training facility in the near future.

what if you're a coach wanting to recruit some 6'7 small forward that has insane hops. can hit the corner jumper and is crazy fast. but he cant dribble really. you can tell dude to work on his handles over the summer and they will get better. but the only way you would know for sure that they would get better is if you put him on a dribblers regimen . tell him to play this game all summer long and that you need him to get a 5 star rating on the highest level and on every song before the summers up. if he's able to do that. i promise you his handles with his head up will be on the level of a legit d-1 point guard.

Is that you Deron?

 

[MightyHealthy]

I'd check it out off of curiosity, but I was weary of it when they faked hundreds of thousands of twitter accounts to follow the official account for the game.

 

[Plexxx]

lynch me then. i just scooped it yesterday. i was put on to it a bit earlier by professor(and 1 mixtape) who's seen at E3 helping demo the game. you have kenny smith talking about it, playing it, go online on their website and you can see other legit dribblers with already crazy handles trying to play this game. they love it. you know why? because its even a challenge for them.

so if its a challenge for them. that means it can actually TRAIN the non professional(street baller on TV, NBA), non D-I, II,III player. even the kid tryin to make the Freshmen sophomore team at high school.

YES it will expose your dribbling weaknesses. your off hand, certain moves, etc.

and for the record, the odds of you hitting your TV with the ball is super slim. you're dribbling the ball on the sides of your body and you're doing crossovers, etc from side to side so if anything the ball could be lost and start to roll to the side somewhere. even if by change it rolls in front of you. its going to be ROLLING not flying full speed into the TV. unless you're dumb enough to throw the ball at the TV. even the passing movements are done to the sides.

they have dudes on youtube that have reviewed the game and live in New York in apartments. and he still likes it.

Will moms and pops go for it? probably not at first. but if you are serious about balling. and say moms/pops has you in a few leagues. or you play for school. tell them you need this to help you with your dribbling and that the pros have used it as well as other top tier ball players and it will increase your dribbling fundamentals a lot. this could turn into a scholarship down the road.

do you know how many high jumping fast running dudes from the hood cant dribble and cant shoot to save their lives.

do yo know how many ligthening quick guards, with handles. cant dribble with their heads up as young kids.

this game could actually fix that.

Dont be to cool to give the game a try. and for the record its a legit high intensity workout when you get into the high levels(not highest. but medium level which is pro). thats when you start stringing all sorts of moves together like real life.
its one thing if you can cross someone over from right to left or left to right. its another when you can do the prime Jkidd double cross over. right to left, then back left to right without a long pause in between.

its one thing to be able to go around the back. its another to go around the back then to the cross over between the legs.

like i said, dont be to cute to give it a try. this is the type of stuff Kinect was made for. I'm calling it now. there will be training games like this in your top tier college training facility in the near future.

what if you're a coach wanting to recruit some 6'7 small forward that has insane hops. can hit the corner jumper and is crazy fast. but he cant dribble really. you can tell dude to work on his handles over the summer and they will get better. but the only way you would know for sure that they would get better is if you put him on a dribblers regimen . tell him to play this game all summer long and that you need him to get a 5 star rating on the highest level and on every song before the summers up. if he's able to do that. i promise you his handles with his head up will be on the level of a legit d-1 point guard.

god damn nikka i hope you got paid for all that typing you just did

 

[One4Deuce]

lynch me then. i just scooped it yesterday. i was put on to it a bit earlier by professor(and 1 mixtape) who's seen at E3 helping demo the game. you have kenny smith talking about it, playing it, go online on their website and you can see other legit dribblers with already crazy handles trying to play this game. they love it. you know why? because its even a challenge for them.

so if its a challenge for them. that means it can actually TRAIN the non professional(street baller on TV, NBA), non D-I, II,III player. even the kid tryin to make the Freshmen sophomore team at high school.

YES it will expose your dribbling weaknesses. your off hand, certain moves, etc.

and for the record, the odds of you hitting your TV with the ball is super slim. you're dribbling the ball on the sides of your body and you're doing crossovers, etc from side to side so if anything the ball could be lost and start to roll to the side somewhere. even if by change it rolls in front of you. its going to be ROLLING not flying full speed into the TV. unless you're dumb enough to throw the ball at the TV. even the passing movements are done to the sides.

they have dudes on youtube that have reviewed the game and live in New York in apartments. and he still likes it.

Will moms and pops go for it? probably not at first. but if you are serious about balling. and say moms/pops has you in a few leagues. or you play for school. tell them you need this to help you with your dribbling and that the pros have used it as well as other top tier ball players and it will increase your dribbling fundamentals a lot. this could turn into a scholarship down the road.

do you know how many high jumping fast running dudes from the hood cant dribble and cant shoot to save their lives.

do yo know how many ligthening quick guards, with handles. cant dribble with their heads up as young kids.

this game could actually fix that.

Dont be to cool to give the game a try. and for the record its a legit high intensity workout when you get into the high levels(not highest. but medium level which is pro). thats when you start stringing all sorts of moves together like real life.
its one thing if you can cross someone over from right to left or left to right. its another when you can do the prime Jkidd double cross over. right to left, then back left to right without a long pause in between.

its one thing to be able to go around the back. its another to go around the back then to the cross over between the legs.

like i said, dont be to cute to give it a try. this is the type of stuff Kinect was made for. I'm calling it now. there will be training games like this in your top tier college training facility in the near future.

what if you're a coach wanting to recruit some 6'7 small forward that has insane hops. can hit the corner jumper and is crazy fast. but he cant dribble really. you can tell dude to work on his handles over the summer and they will get better. but the only way you would know for sure that they would get better is if you put him on a dribblers regimen . tell him to play this game all summer long and that you need him to get a 5 star rating on the highest level and on every song before the summers up. if he's able to do that. i promise you his handles with his head up will be on the level of a legit d-1 point guard.

I feel like you must be receiving pay to make some of the claims you're making here.

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

dwill looks like he rolled right out of bed and went to the cover shoot

 

[rapbeats]

Is that you Deron?

it might be