Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
I wonder if that's Eric young
So I'm. Backstage at NXT
- Thread starter TheWhackMamba
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I wonder if that's Eric young
Notorious 1 E.Y.E.
Superstar
You should try to finesse your way into a job with WWE breh
he should just start doing work like setting up the ring and running errands around the stadium . finesse a job out of it like maeby did in arrested development
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Who knows, he's a tag wrestler, dude spends a full two minutes praying then looks up at me and says "you the job guy brother" I'm like oh fukk what do I say, so being from the mining industry I said "look after yourself out there"
Still kinda hiding I watch where he goes, straight to some mother fukking giant of a security guard and points me out. Keep in mind I have no credentials and only got backstage because I used to work at the arena and know it backwards.
Brolic ryback looking mofo comes at me like with fukking lesnar quickness. "What are you doing?"
"I'm kinda lost mate I don't know how the hell I ended up backstage"
"Give me your phone or I'll take it"
I proceed to pass him my phone
and unlock it, he says "if you've taken any photos I'm kicking you out.
Me
He deletes all the photos I've taken and escorts me off the premises (peacefully), takes a photo of me (I find out later it gets sent to all the door staff not to let me back in) and says you have been trespassing, your night has finished, and walks me to the door out the back
Still kinda hiding I watch where he goes, straight to some mother fukking giant of a security guard and points me out. Keep in mind I have no credentials and only got backstage because I used to work at the arena and know it backwards.
Brolic ryback looking mofo comes at me like with fukking lesnar quickness. "What are you doing?"
"I'm kinda lost mate I don't know how the hell I ended up backstage"
"Give me your phone or I'll take it"
I proceed to pass him my phone
and unlock it, he says "if you've taken any photos I'm kicking you out.Me
He deletes all the photos I've taken and escorts me off the premises (peacefully), takes a photo of me (I find out later it gets sent to all the door staff not to let me back in) and says you have been trespassing, your night has finished, and walks me to the door out the back
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
Y'all think that's gonna stop the mamba 
back shortly
back shortly
PlayerNinety_Nine
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Y'all think that's gonna stop the mamba
I am so fukking here for Shinsuke v Joe and a @TheWhackMamba run in, climbing the steel cage.
Scream "FOR THE COLI!" when you do it
You also need to change your status to "The Job Guy, Brother"
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TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
I am so fukking here for Shinsuke v Joe and a @TheWhackMamba run in, climbing the steel cage.
Scream "FOR THE COLI!" when you do it
You also need to change your status to "Are you the job guy, brother?"
Main event was tm61 and nak vs dash Dawson and joe
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
So I'm outside, I know all the ins and outs, emergency exits staff transit corridors and I'm summing my my next move , at this stage I've missed Bobby roodes match but I think it was on first. A mate sends me a text asking if I'm here yet, I'm like yeah fukko I'm outside gate 1 where are you.
He's all I though i would be able to finish this bottle of scotch but the uber got us here quick. So I helped him finish it ( I only had 3 or 4 hits) and decided to see if I could use my ticket to get back in. I didn't get a pass out so I wasn't sure if it would scan red
Get to the door, and it's fukking Milly
on the door, a 22 yo who's number I asked for and got at the Perth train station 3 hours before, it scans red and she's like I see you got carded, winks at me and I'm back baby
, at this stage I've missed Bobby roodes match but I think it was on first. A mate sends me a text asking if I'm here yet, I'm like yeah fukko I'm outside gate 1 where are you. He's all I though i would be able to finish this bottle of scotch but the uber got us here quick. So I helped him finish it ( I only had 3 or 4 hits) and decided to see if I could use my ticket to get back in. I didn't get a pass out so I wasn't sure if it would scan red
Get to the door, and it's fukking Milly
on the door, a 22 yo who's number I asked for and got at the Perth train station 3 hours before, it scans red and she's like I see you got carded, winks at me and I'm back baby
prophecypro
Hollywood North
The visual of CaC mamba walking around like some big ass Larry David roaming around in places he shouldn't mistaken for a jobber has me like
Edit: I didn't mean to call you CaC Mamba breh, for some reason I thought that was your name, my bad
Edit: I didn't mean to call you CaC Mamba breh, for some reason I thought that was your name, my bad
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TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
So I get back in, sit with my mate and enjoy the show, knock back a few drinks, see auska kill someone, nak and tm61 all do the foot on the throat head shake move to joe at the same time. Good times had by all. Then the show ends..
I'm like well if these c*nts wanna kick me out now they're more than welcome, so I head backstage again, get selfies with nak, Joe and that c*nt who outed me the first time who obviously thinks I must be legit. I'm like ok I'm out this has been fun
I'm walking out through the backstage area towards the gate old mate escorted me through before, I'm 15 metres from freedom, not a Guard in sight I'm all YEEEW easy duz it.
I get tackled to the ground by what feels like a fukking semi trailer. I've played Australian football and done numerous different martial arts, but fukk I felt like I'd been snapped in half.
I look up and it's captain brolic (I have a pic of him I'll upload in the morning) "you, you're done for trespassing, I warned you (to be fair he did) were detaining you until the police get here
I'm like well if these c*nts wanna kick me out now they're more than welcome, so I head backstage again, get selfies with nak, Joe and that c*nt who outed me the first time who obviously thinks I must be legit. I'm like ok I'm out this has been fun
I'm walking out through the backstage area towards the gate old mate escorted me through before, I'm 15 metres from freedom, not a Guard in sight I'm all YEEEW easy duz it.
I get tackled to the ground by what feels like a fukking semi trailer. I've played Australian football and done numerous different martial arts, but fukk I felt like I'd been snapped in half.
I look up and it's captain brolic (I have a pic of him I'll upload in the morning) "you, you're done for trespassing, I warned you (to be fair he did) were detaining you until the police get here
InstantKlassik
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The visual of CaC mamba walking around like some big ass Larry David roaming around in places he shouldn't mistaken for a jobber has me like
"Hey, Rick! This mark snuck in back here!"
"No! No, there's no sneak in! I didn't sneak in! I walked in! No sneak! No sneak!"
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
SO ARE YOU THE JOB GUY OR WHAT, BROTHER?
prophecypro
Hollywood North
So I get back in, sit with my mate and enjoy the show, knock back a few drinks, see auska kill someone, nak and tm61 all do the foot on the throat head shake move to joe at the same time. Good times had by all. Then the show ends..
I'm like well if these c*nts wanna kick me out now they're more than welcome, so I head backstage again, get selfies with nak, Joe and that c*nt who outed me the first time who obviously thinks I must be legit. I'm like ok I'm out this has been fun
I'm walking out through the backstage area towards the gate old mate escorted me through before, I'm 15 metres from freedom, not a Guard in sight I'm all YEEEW easy duz it.
I get tackled to the ground by what feels like a fukking semi trailer. I've played Australian football and done numerous different martial arts, but fukk I felt like I'd been snapped in half.
I look up and it's captain brolic (I have a pic of him I'll upload in the morning) "you, you're done for trespassing, I warned you (to be fair he did) were detaining you until the police get here
They let you keep your phone while detaining you?
TheWhackMamba
The Coli's Drop Bear
It's 2:53 am ladies and gentlemen I'll finish this in the morning