So I Snitched on a 10 Year Old for Looking on Porn
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lol...dude lives in a compound full of children who are constantly trying to watch internet porn and his job is to prevent pre-pubescent erections and moist panties.
Piff Perkins
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Dunno brehs...
I fixed up my friends' moms computer last year. It wasn't working due to spyware, which naturally was due to the collosal ton of porn on the thing; somehow the mom had no idea. My friend has a 12 year old brother so I knew he was the culprit. First time I fixed it, only me and him were home. I was asking him questions, trying to see how he was gonna play shyt off..I kept trying to give him an out.
me:
soo do you click on ads? You know you won't get a free iPod if you click, or whatever
him:
nahh I only use youtube and League of Legends
me:
well there's a lot of...stuff on this computer. Do you get spam emails with links in them? If you click spam emails it can lead you to sites you didn't want to go to
him:
ok sometimes I look at the Sports Illustrated girls but that's it!
me:
we both know that's not true. Look I'm not gonna tell your moms, but you can't be google searching "naked teen no hairs" and clicking on everything you see. That's gonna fukk your computer up again man
him:
aite but don't tell my moms tho right
me:
not saying you should look at this shyt, but IF you do...you want to stick to safe sites like xhamster. That's all you need. Don't get using google, my dude. You're gonna get caught. And lemme show you how to erase your internet history
him:
I figure kids are gonna watch porn no matter what. Might as well make it safe for them
I fixed up my friends' moms computer last year. It wasn't working due to spyware, which naturally was due to the collosal ton of porn on the thing; somehow the mom had no idea. My friend has a 12 year old brother so I knew he was the culprit. First time I fixed it, only me and him were home. I was asking him questions, trying to see how he was gonna play shyt off..I kept trying to give him an out.
me:
soo do you click on ads? You know you won't get a free iPod if you click, or whateverhim:
nahh I only use youtube and League of Legendsme:
well there's a lot of...stuff on this computer. Do you get spam emails with links in them? If you click spam emails it can lead you to sites you didn't want to go to him:
ok sometimes I look at the Sports Illustrated girls but that's it!me:
we both know that's not true. Look I'm not gonna tell your moms, but you can't be google searching "naked teen no hairs" and clicking on everything you see. That's gonna fukk your computer up again manhim:
aite but don't tell my moms tho rightme:
not saying you should look at this shyt, but IF you do...you want to stick to safe sites like xhamster. That's all you need. Don't get using google, my dude. You're gonna get caught. And lemme show you how to erase your internet historyhim:
I figure kids are gonna watch porn no matter what. Might as well make it safe for them
stepbackj34spud
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I swear there's a good number of threads like this on the coli that make no sense whatsoever. Like the she came twice and stayed the night. WTF?
My friend has guardianship over the kids as the pops is in prison for moving weight and the moms can no way take care of them. So me being on the cutting edge of technology and knowing what kids are capable, I came in and setup the computer for them
Doobie Doo
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Ain't nothing wrong with what you did. You did issue a warning. I think if the kid were a little older like 13-14 cool. I remember being around that age downloading naked chick pics on 56k phone modem so I understand but 10 years old is too young and the fact that you did give him a warning was all he needed.
Dunno brehs...
I fixed up my friends' moms computer last year. It wasn't working due to spyware, which naturally was due to the collosal ton of porn on the thing; somehow the mom had no idea. My friend has a 12 year old brother so I knew he was the culprit. First time I fixed it, only me and him were home. I was asking him questions, trying to see how he was gonna play shyt off..I kept trying to give him an out.
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I figure kids are gonna watch porn no matter what. Might as well make it safe for them
YaThreadFloppedB!
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you had your foot on that young fiend's neck.
The Nigerian
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I can't belive you are totally ignorant to the fact that you played a significant role in warping this little kid's sexuality. My dude was just looking to stare at some boobs and maybe a few beaves but now you got him looking up all kinds of crazy sh!t to circumvent your filters. Not only that but he's involving his siblings.
New computer comes in, my friend has no clue about technology. I setup all the parental filters etc so the little kids dont end up seeing anal prolapses or dogs mounting women
As soon as I left, this little kid is trying to access porn, so I sit and talk with him the next time I see him and say hey, you are not going to see anything and slow his roll
Come back a couple days later and his youtube profile has nothing but just watched, national geographic kinda titties
Yesterday I see animal sex, cartoon sex, man and woman having sex, teen sex
in the history....I had to drop the hammer. I didn't want to snitch, but this nikka bringing his 8 year old sister into the mix and trying to get her to search for stuff
All because you made it hard as fvck to find some regular sh!t.
Fvcking disgusting when you think about it.
the cac mamba
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ThatTruth777
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this kid wasn't looking for artistic pictures of nude women he was looking for fukkin porn
and at 10 he got no business looking at the shyt, its poison breh.
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