So...I met a real life version of @stomachlines

[Quasi]

By being real?

Dap/rep real recognize real

 

[hostsamurai]

Called him the colis uncle ruckus then contradicted the hell out yourself saying u never saw any c00ning from him
Don't be insulting my intelligence

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Dap/rep real recognize real

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Why can't he do that now?? I have a few times. Not that hard if you are attractive

idk... I have too so ask him.

 

[ezrathegreat]

Cant rock with this.@stomachlines is the homue.so he likes white puzzy, the world will not end.

 

[King of Creampies]

@stomachlines, have a seat breh.

Before I joined TheColi,​

I used to think dude was intentionally satirising a stereotype, and in many ways I felt that the whole thing was really clever. After all, there's no better way to point out the absurdity of a stereotype than the way he did.
To my unlearned mind, the Coli was The Boondocks and stomachlines was Uncle Ruckus - a character whose purpose was to make fun of real life c00ns by himself embodying the most extreme traits of c00nery.

It was brilliant.. or so I thought.​

Once I'd joined, I realised the dude wasn't - and, sadly, has never been - an act. Almost all his threads besides the music ones are straight up status. And the threads I couldn't see as a guest were filled with an unbelievable amount of for cacettes.

Most egregiously perhaps, was the time I saw him ride for Kelly-Anne C0nway.

Ride for cacettes who would use the Stand Your Ground law on you, brehs

Ride for cacettes who didn't show decorum in a room full highly respected and accomplished HBCU presidents, brehs

Ride for cacettes for damn near 4+ years, brehs

So a few days ago, I met a Brotha who is pretty much a real life version of dude shyt nearly broke my spirit. I'm trying to bring dude out of the sunken place but so far he's anchored in there strongly.

The bedbuck c00n epidemic is real, brehs. These people are really out there. The coli ain't just games and play

Spoiler: stomachlines

You either retire as a clever parody or you post enough to be considered a resident forum bedbuck. You chose wrong breh

Nahhhh you can't talk about the homie Stomachlines like that.

He is a cool dude who just likes older white women. Nothing really bad about that. There are far worse posters on this forum and he is far far from it.

I can't cosign that but I respect your opinion.

 

[Texico niggo]

@stomachlines is that nikka period... I rides for the breh

 

[I love Latina women]

@stomachlines is that nikka period... I rides for the breh

Dap and +rep, thanks bruh

 

[Malta]

@stomachlines is an ultra c00n for white women, the shyt is embarrassing, especially because some of them look so manly


He tries to throw in the occasional black woman thread to keep people off his trail, but whenever there's a thread on "Baddest Black woman diaspora" thread and he hasn't been @'d you'll never find him posting in there. But let someone make a thread about some white bytch that got a face like the Big Show and he's in there with that first reply.

 

[I love Latina women]

@stomachlines is an ultra c00n for white women, the shyt is embarrassing, especially because some of them look so manly


He tries to throw in the occasional black woman thread to keep people off his trail, but whenever there's a thread on "Baddest Black woman diaspora" thread and he hasn't been @'d you'll never find him posting in there. But let someone make a thread about some white bytch that got a face like the Big Show and he's in there with that first reply.

I laughed so hard at this that snot just came outta my nose. Dap and +rep

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Real Weirdo shyt dedicating time to write thesis on another man you don't even know