So...I met a real life version of @stomachlines

[Quasi]

@stomachlines, have a seat breh.

Before I joined TheColi,​

I used to think dude was intentionally satirising a stereotype, and in many ways I felt that the whole thing was really clever. After all, there's no better way to point out the absurdity of a stereotype than the way he did.
To my unlearned mind, the Coli was The Boondocks and stomachlines was Uncle Ruckus - a character whose purpose was to make fun of real life c00ns by himself embodying the most extreme traits of c00nery.

It was brilliant.. or so I thought.​

Once I'd joined, I realised the dude wasn't - and, sadly, has never been - an act. Almost all his threads besides the music ones are straight up status. And the threads I couldn't see as a guest were filled with an unbelievable amount of for cacettes.

Most egregiously perhaps, was the time I saw him ride for Kelly-Anne C0nway.

Ride for cacettes who would use the Stand Your Ground law on you, brehs

Ride for cacettes who didn't show decorum in a room full highly respected and accomplished HBCU presidents, brehs

Ride for cacettes for damn near 4+ years, brehs

Spoiler: Reference

Yeah, she only 50.

Yeah, something bout that smile and those eyes and odd shape face.

But yeah, she's as dishonest as it gets.

Look at this interview


You can tell she got some nice titties.

It's something bout her that do it for me, bruh.

And she not even all that old, she only 50.

That 2nd pic ain't the best, even tho her face is a bit rough.


Here go a "better" pic, w/ them sexy ass cougar shades.

So a few days ago, I met a Brotha who is pretty much a real life version of dude shyt nearly broke my spirit. I'm trying to bring dude out of the sunken place but so far he's anchored in there strongly.

The bedbuck c00n epidemic is real, brehs. These people are really out there. The coli ain't just games and play

Spoiler: stomachlines

You either retire as a clever parody or you post enough to be considered a resident forum bedbuck. You chose wrong breh

 

[the cac mamba]

stomachlines is a good dude, he's just into his old white porn stars :jaymelo:

there are worse crimes on here :deadjay:

 

[MidniteJay]

@stomachlines just a horny breh. I don't get c00n vibes from him. Let the breh rock.

 

[Quasi]

stomachlines is a good dude, he's just into his old white porn stars :jaymelo:

he's a good breh and I agree with him on some posts, but that heavy handed ?? I can't respect that.



@stomachlines

 

[the cac mamba]

he's a good breh and I agree with him on some posts, but that heavy handed ?? I can't respect that.



@stomachlines

i try not to get into racial politics on here, for obvious reasons

 

[I love Latina women]

stomachlines is a good dude, he's just into his old white porn stars :jaymelo:

there are worse crimes on here :deadjay:

@stomachlines just a horny breh. I don't get c00n vibes from him. Let the breh rock.

Thanks bruhs. I know y'all know.

 

[I love Latina women]

Who is this new alias?

 

[I love Latina women]

Lemme go head and give this nikka his 5 stars. Gotta admit, this shyt got me rolling.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I am 1000% certain @stomachlines would give a left testicle to smash an old white woman just once...

 

[Stir Fry]

stomachlines is a good dude, he's just into his old white porn stars :jaymelo:

there are worse crimes on here :deadjay:

Yeah, his opinions expressed are uniquely his. I think he's genuine with it, mixed with a small amount of tongue in cheek trolling. He doesn't attempt to speak for anyone but himself, so i don't really see the harm in it. The conway thing is 'scust, but outside of that he's generally one of the nicest and most sincere people here.

 

[Quasi]

I am 1000% certain @stomachlines would give a left testicle to smash an old white just once...

I'm almost certain he already has

 

[Splakavellie504]

@stomachlines is the homie bro. I cant rock with you on this one. I've never seen any c00ning from him.

 

[I love Latina women]

I am 1000% certain @stomachlines would give a left testicle to smash an old white woman just once...

Yeah, his opinions expressed are uniquely his. I think he's genuine with it, mixed with a small amount of tongue in cheek trolling. He doesn't attempt to speak for anyone but himself, so i don't really see the harm in it. The conway thing is 'scust, but outside of that he's generally one of the nicest and most sincere people here.

You got it. You see it. Much respect, my nikka. Thanks for the kind words.

And the Conway thing, yeah uh. I don't know why.

@stomachlines is the homie bro. I cant rock with you on this one. I've never seen any c00ning from him.

My nikka

 

[Quasi]

@stomachlines is the homie bro. I cant rock with you on this one. I've never seen any c00ning from him.

I agree I've never seen any flat out c00ning from him either maybe I was a bit harsh in the OP, but I can't say this kind of thing shouldn't be called out

 

[Stir Fry]

I agree I've never seen any flat out c00ning from him either maybe I was a bit harsh in the OP, but I can't say this kind of thing shouldn't be called out

Yeah, he's the only one that can pull it off. Like i said, the way he frames things makes it more of a self depreciating humor, and not a reflection of anyone else but him. I think it actually helps keep the rest at bay if anything.