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Seen that trailer....only remember a lot of fat jokes made by an ugly fat chick.
That Trouble With The Curve movie looks unbelievably bad. I saw a new trailer for it a few days ago and they referred to a "hanging fastball"
That Trouble With The Curve movie looks unbelievably bad. I saw a new trailer for it a few days ago and they referred to a "hanging fastball"
"Clint aka Gus starts losing his vision, so his estranged daughter, who is on the verge of landing a prominent law job or something, has to come to town and help him see shyt… most likely the err of his ways… it’s a metaphor yo"
"This movie looks like a total chick flick disguised as a sports movie. They try to present it as a comedy in a few places with some terrible one liners, such as… “It’s fang schmay, don’t you know anything?” “Life’s full of swings and misses; you just gotta make contact more often than not.” “I grew up around men who swore, drank and farted…” “Who are you Dr. Phil?” I made up one of those, guess which one."
Brilliant.
I thoroughly enjoyed your Trouble With The Curve trailer review which basically could be the movie review. I was about to read the Gieco but accidentally scrolled to the Eastwood one and immediately thought olh yeah THAT movie. There is not nothing I don't like about this, you should submit this to Cracked.com or something and write for them. This is the "shut up old man!" article Eastwood needs.
Also, is that John Rocker story true?
That is hilarious and awesome at the sametime you probably gave him the courage to become that failed conservative ranting nutcase that he was aspiring to be when everyone else was telling him to chill, this one kid Conz out of nowhere believed in him.
"This movie looks like a total chick flick disguised as a sports movie. They try to present it as a comedy in a few places with some terrible one liners, such as… “It’s fang schmay, don’t you know anything?” “Life’s full of swings and misses; you just gotta make contact more often than not.” “I grew up around men who swore, drank and farted…” “Who are you Dr. Phil?” I made up one of those, guess which one."
Brilliant.
I thoroughly enjoyed your Trouble With The Curve trailer review which basically could be the movie review. I was about to read the Gieco but accidentally scrolled to the Eastwood one and immediately thought olh yeah THAT movie.
There is not nothing I don't like about this, you should submit this to Cracked.com or something and write for them. This is the "shut up old man!" article Eastwood needs.Also, is that John Rocker story true?
That is hilarious and awesome at the sametime you probably gave him the courage to become that failed conservative ranting nutcase that he was aspiring to be when everyone else was telling him to chill, this one kid Conz out of nowhere believed in him.yea i used to work in a memorabilia gallery. some dude told us about Rocker's agenda, so we looked it up. we were bored so i bought a baseball, wrote a letter and shipped it out about 15 minutes after finding the site.
it was scathing too, we were cracking up just writing shyt like "damn mexicans can't even pronounce______" he took it hook line and sinker, couldn't even hide his racism lol
it was scathing too, we were cracking up just writing shyt like "damn mexicans can't even pronounce______" he took it hook line and sinker, couldn't even hide his racism lol
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had i seen the "Here Comes the Boom" trailer earlier
... next week maybe.