So, I made a ****ty commercial blog...

[Conz]

believe me, I hate myself for making this thread too, but i gotta get readers somehow. Feel free to hate, or recommend some commercials to highlight. Just wanna do this to keep fresh when im not writing other shyt. Kinda just made it on a whim. It's basic, so if you got any tips let me know ("Stop blogging, a$$hole.")

Conz Hates Commercials | A fine WordPress.com site

 

[Takerstani]

@ the Alex Guarnaschelli comment. I have no idea why she scowls at contestants.

 

[Conz]

@ the Alex Guarnaschelli comment. I have no idea why she scowls at contestants.

hate that fukkin show. they give people some obscure fish, sour patch kids, limberger cheese, and greek yogurt, then ask them to make an entree in 30 minutes. then they make a gourmet dish somehow, and the judges sit there like

"it's really amazing what you did with that basket. the fish was cooked perfectly, the sauce was delicious, and you managed to take the smell out of the limberger... but i could have used a pinch more of salt."

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Honestly I Think This Is A Good Ass Idea

I'd Say Keep With It, Even If A Year Passes And Ya Hardly Getting Hits Still Stick With It

 

[Liquid]

you need your own url conz.

your writing + cheap hosting plan from godaddy (so you don't have to touch any code) + wordpress installation + adsense + youtube account so you can upload the commercials YOURSELF to gain readers + twitter = revenue

 

[RJY33]

that Target commercial enrages me for some reason, spot on analysis there

 

[Conz]

you need your own url conz.

your writing + cheap hosting plan from godaddy (so you don't have to touch any code) + wordpress installation + adsense + youtube account so you can upload the commercials YOURSELF to gain readers + twitter = revenue

how bout just shelling out the $15 for a .com through wordpress? i had a domain from godaddy for 2 years and never did shyt with it. seemed complicated. also they're are terrible to break up with it, i had to go through a whole song and just to end it

 

[ThaBronxBully]

If I Have To Be Honest, You Get Off Topic Too Much (In The Blog) And You Force The Funny.

You're A Funny Dude Without Trying, Don't Over Think When You're Writing, When I Read Through It It Didn't Come Across As "Conz" To Me, More Like Some Comedy Writer. I Think It Would Be Funnier If It Sounded Like A Normal Every Day Guy Just Complaining And bytching.

But Like I Said, I Think It's A Real Good Blog Idea Just Tearing Wack Commercials To Shreds, And You're A Funny Guy When It Comes To Slamming Somehing

 

[Conz]

i just write what pops in my head, im not looking to take too long on each entry, so off topic rants will probably happen every time.

 

[DaylitoJames]

I checked your site... good shyt.

 

[MightyHealthy]

"Save me, Sarah McLachlan"

hate that fukkin show. they give people some obscure fish, sour patch kids, limberger cheese, and greek yogurt, then ask them to make an entree in 30 minutes. then they make a gourmet dish somehow, and the judges sit there like

"it's really amazing what you did with that basket. the fish was cooked perfectly, the sauce was delicious, and you managed to take the smell out of the limberger... but i could have used a pinch more of salt."

I love Chopped, but I do notice that they contradict themselves all the time.

Plus, if you're as equally as talented as the opposing chef in the pastry round, but you don't have the sap story that makes them feel good when they give you 10 grand...you're fukked.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

Good shyt breh. I laughed. Bookmarked.

 

[Conz]

i won't keep upping this, but im quite fond of today's update

 

[Conz]

I need some suggestions, b/c all I've been writing about are car commercials. Waht a commercial on tv right now with really shytty music? post it here, and ill write about on Tuesday for no one's enjoyment.

 

[ThaBronxBully]

Just An Idea But You Can Do A Throwback Entry Every Week And Slam An Old Commercial From The Past, That Gives You Another Option With A shyt Ton Of Material