bring a container of crushed up xanax and put some in your coworkers drinks, they'll get sloppy drunk and you can just stand there being like "damn, he got THIS wasted? at a company party?"
That would be so dope.
So I have a work party tonight at my fairly new job
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That would be so dope.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
at EVERY company party I have been to, it never fails that someone will drink too much and act a complete jackass. one time, the broad that worked in the mailroom got drunk and tried to holla @ me in front of the wife. the wife actually
it off. I didn't find it flattering as she was not clean.
Chesirecatdaddy
All Star
yeah breh this nikka insulted the CFO's girl and accidentally grabbed her ass... but since everyone was twisted they ended up laughing it off.. he got lucky.at EVERY company party I have been to, it never fails that someone will drink too much and act a complete jackass. one time, the broad that worked in the mailroom got drunk and tried to holla @ me in front of the wife. the wife actually
I got one too at my fairly new job this Sunday coming up.
And its on a boat
And its on a boat
livindajetlife
Superstar
Damn what type if jobs y'all got.. I'd def be fukking coworkers we having parties and shyt lol
shyt was weak. no alcohol. glad I had a 6 pack before. Went and smashed a catered dinner. Styled on everyone with the suit I had on.
I'm the only black male out of the whole company with over 100+ people. shyt was fun/funny.
I'm the only black male out of the whole company with over 100+ people. shyt was fun/funny.
i got one on the 7th...as i mentioned in the random thoughts thread...we got a wing of rooms to ourselves in the hotel the party's been thrown in...my coworkers will prolly hear me and my lady drunk as fukk getting it in that night 
Carolina Slim
Superstar
i got one on the 7th...as i mentioned in the random thoughts thread...we got a wing of rooms to ourselves in the hotel the party's been thrown in...my coworkers will prolly hear me and my lady drunk as fukk getting it in that night
My company's holiday party is the same.... Niqqas having a masquerade ball type joint, too, got rooms at the Sheraton lined up. I have heard so many dudes talking about "I'm not bringing wifey", low key planning on smashing some work piece that's been throwing rhythm at them all year. I stay away from those joints.
Damn, that sounds terrible to be honest. I'm not a racist but I don't think I could handle being the only brotha in a company
it doesn't matter breh. everyone is cool. I've had no problems and just noticed I've been there 90 days on the 14th.
beenz
Rap Guerilla
BlackBieber
Banned
hey we all jus tryna do well at work here
most of the time it mean disassociating with black ppl
BlackBieber
Banned
no black ppl mean no one to hold u back