So, I booked this married chick this morning...

[1thouwow]

Oh and call one of your boys over. Throw a nikka a no look pass or something

Bang bros

 

[Real N Quotes]

So, I went to the doctors today, and saw this cute girl in scrubs (shes like a receptionist, or whatever) walking out an office, across the hall into the bathroom. I went "mmm mmm mmmm"-- kinda loud.

She made it into the bathroom, and the door shut. A half of second later, the bathroom door reopens and she pokes her head out asking me "what did you say?

I was like "I ain't say nuffin"

To make that story quick, she asked me for my number AFTER she told me she was married. Told me not to text during primetime hours.

Anyways, she text me throughout the day. I asked her what she was doing tonight, and she told me chilling with her homegirl. Then, I shot a blind jumper (because, I really didn't care...I have a girlfriend so I guess I'm not really pressed) I said "I'm tryna see what you look like without them work scrubs on"

She's like "when"

I'm like "tonight"

She's like "sure"

I'm like

I didn't expect that shyt to happen. I was really just playin around. So anyways, fast forward to right now...she is chilling at her homegirls place (15 mins from my spot), and now she wants my address so she can come over. (I didn't give it to her yet...I just gave her the area) She says she's on her way with her homegirl.....

I don't know why I'm annoyed right now, but she's called me 4 times, and I haven't answered because I don't feel like entertaining 2 bytches.

To sum it all up.....I'm too lazy to work for p*ssy now of days...even if it means entertaining two girls. I don't know what I'm going to do if I become single again.

And married women ain't shyt, brehs.


/rant​

that's how the works breh...setting yourself up for hell
betta

and get your mind right

 

[Kalik]

This chick was ready to throw the puss at a nikka, who went " MMMMMMMMMMmmmmm"....

Her husband lost

 

[So-Chi]

your threads always got a bytch nikka feel to em

either u gon fukk her or you aint, you sittin here dilly dallying on whether or not you want some p*ssy

make a grown man decision

 

[FaTaL]

he gonna shoot u

 

[Polygraph steez]

Update?

 

[Turbulent]

her bringing the other girl is bad logistics and i would already consider it a sign that she's not cooperating. You should have told her to ditch the friend or not come at all.

you should also take her to a motel instead of giving her your address.

Also, i'm not gonna tell you you should tell your girl. What i will say is that sometimes life is less stressful when we keep it real with the people in our cyphers and let them choose.

 

[Ooh Marty]

coli has the most ducktale of any website ever smh. yall nikkas mad creative with yall imaginations

the audacity

 

[Brandon M.]

the audacity

big man what u talkin bout

 

[TRBM]

Text a married chick your address so her husband can easily locate you


brehs

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

The reality is, this chick is looking for someone to smash. Whenever someone has it in their mind to cheat, they will find a way and a person to do it with. You didn't even have a conversation with her at the job...just grunted and she was looking to start a convo.

But easy p*ssy can be the most dangerous p*ssy. Sometimes, you can't afford what's given away for free because it ends up being too expensive...only the initiated will understand such words. Lames who think "I'll take anything I can get whenever I can get it" will not.

Make your decision whatever it is. But make sure to weigh the costs before making your move.

Peace

What's up with the gay looking lion?

Oh and call one of your boys over. Throw a nikka a no look pass or something

Bang bros

Exactly! Why not find a wingman who would have taken the other girl off your hands? Man you were just scared. This is a waste of a thread.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

Judging by how she texts, she sounds like a hoodrat. You don't want that baggage, don't bring her to your house breh.

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

You fukked up by agreeing two women you dont know that well to your crib.

They'll come over shoot the shyt bout gettin freaky and bullshyt the whole time.

 

[Methodical]

You should have told her to meet at a bar first to get the vibe first instead of going to your house.

 

[Ricky Church]

A few years ago, I took my son to the doctor for a school physical.
There was this cute chick wearing scrubs singing No Scrubs.

this nikka came in and shut down the homeboy msims thread

I'm still laughing. silly breh.