You must obviously look like a bytch
So I almost got robbed today
- Thread starter Illuminatos
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So I'm leaving college today going to walk home because I didn't have any money on me to take the bus. Just my luck this gap tooth ass nikka and his homeboy start trying to make conversation with me.
So gap tooth start telling me about how his homeboy's brother got robbed for his phone. I'm like damn that sucks bruh. Then he asks me what service I got, I say sprint he say his brother got Verizon.
Meanwhile I'm not really paying attention to gap tooth, cause I figure dude genuinely looking for his homeboyy brother phone, so I just start talking to make conversation. Now gap tooth ask me to see my phone, I'm like aight. I took it out and show him I got Sprint on it and I put it back in my pocket.
All of a sudden this nikka tell me to take the case off. Im suspicious so I take it off and now the nikka ask me to hold it and dude tried to hold.
I pull my hand away like "Chill my nikka I don't know you like that." Then he says yo son I just want to see the serial number on the back of your phone to compare it to his brother I'm like
He goes on and says "You think I'ma rob you my nikka? I got my own shyt nikka, I'm louied up and got money nikka, I don't want your shyt." I'm thinking man this nikka is a clown. So I just walk away and say "you cashed out so go buy your homeboy's brother another phone."
So I cross the street and start walking and I turn and I see these nikka still following me. "I'm like hell nah." So I go by a bunch of people and post up by a wall and these nikkas start talking.
I don't really remember what they started saying but dude asked me where I stay so I try to think of the hardest place in Brooklyn so I'm like " I stay in Brownsville" So at this point I'm getting pissed off cause these nikkas won't leave me alone I'm like "I don't got your brother phone so why the fukk ya'll nikkas stay following me?"
Homeboy said some dumb shyt like "Meet me in the back then" I'm like "My nikka I ain't meeting you nowhere."
So them nikkas walked away and gap tooth said "He got his homeboys". I'm thinking "Get the hell out this place for they find you."
So I crossed the street again and now I see them two nikkas with a group of 5 new nikkas. At this point I'm starting to shyt myself cause it looks like these nikkas ain't playing so I cross the street about 5 times and ran into this big ass intersection on Flatbush. Cars was driving by and the god damn light wouldn't change I'm thinking "fukk man, this is how I'ma go out."
So the group of nikkas was gone and it was just the gap tooth nikka and his homeboy.
I say "Why the fukk ya'll nikkas still following me?" He's like "I'ma boom you son." Then the nikka puts his hand in his pants pocket and start walking to me and I'm thinking this nikka got a gun.
I RAN LIKE A bytchHHHH ASSS nikkaAAAA.
I ran for a good 10-15 minutes. I ran in zig zags cause I ain't know if these nikkas was gonna start shooting so I'm like fukk this shyt.
It seemed no matter how fast I ran, these nikkas would not lose me. So I stop to cash my breath cause I'm coughing and my legs hurting. So I see these nikkas at the end of the block.
I ran and kept running.
Now I'm thinking "how the fukk am I gonna get home?" I remembered there was a bunch of cop cars on campus so I'm likeI'll just get a ride from one of the pigs.
So I walk back to campus and I see no cars and I'm thinking "I'm fukked, cause these nikkas gonna find me."
I swear god must have a purpose for me in life to save me like this cause as I was walking I saw my grandma crossing the street. I ran up on her and grabbed her hand. I'm like
Me: Mom!
Her: How you doin?
Me: I need some money to take the bus. Give me that shyt now.
Her: Wait tell me what's going on?
Me: God dam I'ma call you when I get home now give me the god damn money fore they find my ass.
So she give me the money and I swear to god it took the B44 a good 15 fukking minutes to finnally get there. I'm sweating and my legs hurting like a bytch so I'm pushing in front of bytches and knocking old ladies over to get on the bus.
When I get on I see the gap tooth nikka and his homeboy pass the bus.I'm like please God don't make these nikkas come on here. They passed the buss and here I am at home safe and sound.
So what I learned from this experience is that I ain't bout that life and I need to get the fukk out of New York and move back to Florida.
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
God you're so pathetic.
Here's an idea: If you don't like me so much put me on ignore and stop writing these long ass love letters to me you little bytch. 
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
.... you little bytch.
exhibit A
Who's the last person youve disrespectly called a bytch to in real life?
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
You think I randomly go around calling people bytch? If someone disrespects me I'll diss them back no problem. You're trying to hard bro.
No answer.
I didn't even know he quoted me.
You think I randomly go around calling people bytch? If someone disrespects me I'll diss them back no problem. You're trying to hard bro.
I didn't even know he quoted me.
Sure.
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
Sure.
Well, it's been known that quotes haven't been showing up in alerts for the past two days now so...
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
You think I randomly go around calling people bytch? If someone disrespects me I'll diss them back no problem. You're trying to hard bro.
Clearly ur no stranger to being disrespected. So who's the last person u called a bytch in response to being disrespected.
It probably was ur granny u sucka ass nikka
Illuminatos
#OVOXO
Ok bro.
JasonSJackson
Jah Sun Ma'at Ra
It's not a "ok bro " type of question. Because U have no problem callin people on here bytches and fakkits I simply want to know who the last person was that u called a bytch or fakkit in real life. And when u did it.
