So Did the homey KERMIT upgrade or NAH!

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

Is that you storm?

Spoiler: ...

Let me be the baby daddy for kid number 9!!!

I've got this pic as my phone background

 

[rich]

Back then they didn't want him.....they was fukking with no-good thug frogs, like them Battletoads....

Now Kermit done made it, and they want him to pick one of them to pay their bills like a simp, and be raising the next nikka's tadpoles and shyt

Battletoads my nikka, Battletoads, Jesus christ

 

[jshani]

I'm glad. Never liked ms piggy. She's abusive and Kermit deserves better. Always throwing him around. He's to frail for that. I hope Denise treats him better.

I ain't mad at Kermit tho. Miss Piggy was always tryin to run that man's life.
Force him to be with her like that.
Can he live?
*sips tea*
At least Gonzo got more of shot now, he's been tryin' to beat it up for years now.

 

[audemarzz]

Kermit always been real he just move in silence

 

[Azul]

I need a breh to pls come through we need a Kermit and a Piggy remix

 

[TEH]

Look at this nikka Kermit backpedaling

 

[King Jove]

 

[FBGPlank]

 

[daboywonder2002]

def an upgrade. miss piggy was loud, needy and physically abusive. she stayed karate chopping Kermit. I would have been left

 

[wire28]

They're even worse

the first posts in this thread already got me laid out especially this

 

[Taharqa]

This thread is god-like

 

[raw613]

They're even worse

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

She ain't got them t*ts like Ms Piggy tho...

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Spoiler

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

Be careful kermit looks like she was plotting here

YOOOOOOOOOO, is she gesturing a blowjob to Kermit

 

[Idaeo]

from tiny to lala......fukk yeah!