So as i plan to toss my girl in the bushes when i redeploy- she hit me with this!!!!!

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So i been dealing with this chick since July 2012 right after I dumped my Ex(for the 2nd time)

she cool and all and we had fun when I was home on leave in Feb.

but i dont want to be in a relationship when I get back

I have cut off alot of communication
she always telling me she miss me and love me and shyt and i dont say it back

I lie about not having internet or cell signal when I go on missions at times when I actually do

so i got off a mission a few days ago and finally let her know I was back

I can tell she senses a difference

so she just hit me with this:


My doctor called me this morning & said there where pre-cancerous cells on my cervix. They're gonna test that tomorrow as well.

so now I can't end shyt without looking like a dikk

 

[SouthernBelle]

Dude she is going to be okay. She has HPV.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Dude she is going to be okay. She has HPV.

so i can dump her with immunity?

 

[Demonface]

Its just pre cancerous cells , She'll live .

 

[Ohene]

Honestly, breh who cares. People have and will continue to do worse things. Just worry about yourself.

 

[Rawtid]

This is going to sound horrible, but it's better you end it with her already having some bad news. That way she can feel triumphant when in a few months she gets over it. I think it'd be more tough for her to be scared about cancer, thinking she has you for support and then you dumping her when she's in the thick of the situation.

Plus it's easier to dump her overseas than in person.

 

[Ohene]

why havent you dumped her already anyways? hoping she was gonna dump you because of the distant behavior?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

why havent you dumped her already anyways? hoping she was gonna dump you because of the distant behavior?

yes and the fact that I left some of my shyt in her crib when i was on leave

This is going to sound horrible, but it's better you end it with her already having some bad news. That way she can feel triumphant when in a few months she gets over it. I think it'd be more tough for her to be scared about cancer, thinking she has you for support and then you dumping her when she's in the thick of the situation.

Plus it's easier to dump her overseas than in person.

the thing is... im honestly not sure if she is making this up

i can tell she knows im different towards her


and she also stated this afterwards: "I've had them removed before & was fine"

then she also told me about a new job offer in Ohio, so I got happy and told her to take it

but then she said it would only be for a Month

i dont know if she trolling or not

 

[Arcavian]

dump her already

 

[-G$-]

tell her

 

[Ohene]

yes and the fact that I left some of my shyt in her crib when i was on leave


the thing is... im honestly not sure if she is making this up

i can tell she knows im different towards her


and she also stated this afterwards: "I've had them removed before & was fine"

then she also told me about a new job offer in Ohio, so I got happy and told her to take it

but then she said it would only be for a Month

i dont know if she trolling or not

She's trolling b. Dump her ass if the stuff you left behind arent important

 

[Rawtid]

yes and the fact that I left some of my shyt in her crib when i was on leave


the thing is... im honestly not sure if she is making this up

i can tell she knows im different towards her


and she also stated this afterwards: "I've had them removed before & was fine"

then she also told me about a new job offer in Ohio, so I got happy and told her to take it

but then she said it would only be for a Month

i dont know if she trolling or not

Oh she has some of your stuff? Then just hold out until you get home, get your stuff and then lay it on her. Real pre-cancer or fake, you still don't like her and you'll still be finding a way out of the relationship. She'll be ok either way. The worse thing you'll look like is a$$hole and you'll still sleep at night.

 

[JulesWinfield]

So i been dealing with this chick since July 2012 right after I dumped my Ex(for the 2nd time)

she cool and all and we had fun when I was home on leave in Feb.

but i dont want to be in a relationship when I get back

I have cut off alot of communication
she always telling me she miss me and love me and shyt and i dont say it back

I lie about not having internet or cell signal when I go on missions at times when I actually do

so i got off a mission a few days ago and finally let her know I was back

I can tell she senses a difference

so she just hit me with this:


My doctor called me this morning & said there where pre-cancerous cells on my cervix. They're gonna test that tomorrow as well.

so now I can't end shyt without looking like a dikk

Your life just turned into Curb Your Enthusiasm

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She's trolling b. Dump her ass if the stuff you left behind arent important

I bought a $2000 Gucci bag and a shytload of clothes in her crib

Oh she has some of your stuff? Then just hold out until you get home, get your stuff and then lay it on her. Real pre-cancer or fake, you still don't like her and you'll still be finding a way out of the relationship. She'll be ok either way. The worse thing you'll look like is a$$hole and you'll still sleep at night.

she's cool man i would like to just kick it occasionally but she talmbout she love me and shyt

Your life just turned into Curb Your Enthusiasm

Larry David gets the cancer news.avi - YouTube

 

[Rawtid]

she's cool man i would like to just kick it occasionally but she talmbout she love me and shyt

Yea I find it hard to believe someone loves you too but it happens (just playing...I'm sure you're loveable)

She may actually love you though depending on her past experiences and her definition of the word. Do you think just telling her to stop saying it would help?