It gotta be tough, you wake up everyday to the broken condom that is framed next to your night stand that your parents put up to remind you of the grave mistake they made.
Then you log on to the Coli to escape from the horrible reality you live in, and you wind up getting hurt by numbers on your screen. A reminder that nobody on this world gives a flying fukk about you. There's a baby in ICU right now begging for the oxygen you're using up but your ungrateful ass refuses to do anything about it.
Now, your day is made because I took the time out my workout and took you off my ignore list just to pay you attention. So I'll give you a parting gift.
A neg for your troubles and reminder to commit dat.
Good day sir.
*back to ignore*