So a chick tried to trap me the other day.Op.Trolling thunder pg4

[JuvenileHell]

Just leave her be, b

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

For being a real gneeguh. Feels good to turn p*ssy down every now & then.

I've already said I wouldn't hesitate to push a bytch down a flight of stairs quick for trying to pull some bullshyt like that on me. It's definitely not a game.

Ether her ass

 

[Depreciating Asset]

You my friend have been blessed with a beautiful situation. You say she's quite hot (those start of pregnancy boobs are no joke), well you have two options- the short game and the long game.
You accept her round your house, you slap those tittay meats around... bite that neck, gently choke her and all that sort of stuff. I mean if you want you could turn into a filthy degenerate. Anything goes, she's trying to trap you so she'll turn nothing down... piss on her belly she'll say nothing. You're blessed you have free reign. And then once your done, she'll start making plans, talking about the future... BAM punch that bytch in the stomach, put her on blast and tell her never to fukk with a super villain like you.

Or the long game.... but that's only for the truly depraved and evil. I shall not speaketh it's name for fear the idea might take root and corrupt my tender mind.

That's some real foul shyt homegirl did. With the exception of punching her in the stomach, I think ^^^ is the move. Punish her ass and then spazz the fukk out later on when she brings up the pregnancy shyt.

 

[Monoblock]

The Past- Met these two chicks one night, one had two kids and the other was childless and cute. The childless and cute one is one of those born and raised in the suburbs but infatuated with all things hood chicks, you know one of those Lauren London "oooh lil wayne is my baby!" ass broads. This broad didn't start feeling me until I told her I went to jail. Everything about her is hoodrat status even though shes a suburbs girl but I kept ignoring the red flags cause of her looks. She was difficult and dramatic about everything and not fukking so I eventually got tired of it and told her if you wanted to be a bird then I'll treat you like a bird. So every now and then I'd send her a random text to come over and fukk. She'd text me back her reformed hoe speak explaining how she's not gonna come over and she doesn't do things like that,good luck finding some hoe that will,egg cetera. Rinse and repeat.

The Present- I text her week ago and got the no answer as usual and some gibberish about not having time for this cause she was so sick that she left work early and just wanting to be left alone blah,blah. I didn't think anything of it until last Saturday when she text me inquiring about what I was doing that night. I already had plans but I just kept her talking to see where she was going. She started yapping about finally deciding to come over and do whatever. Her niceness was a red flag so I turned her down. Then she called me,we never called each other ever,another red flag. Shes on the phone complaining about how I always hit her up for sex and now that she wants to do it I don't want to and I don't make any sense. Told her nah I'm good and clicked on her. The chick with the two kids boyfriend works across the street from me. I usually see him about once or twice a week. We're just making small talk and he ask me can I believe that bird chick is pregnant? I'm like holdup,what? He tells two weeks ago the bird chick called his girl(a nurse) cause she was sick but all her symptoms led to pregnancy being the cause so they went a got some pregnancy test and they came back positive. I'm there with the weebay face stunned. I tell dude about what happened Saturday and he's weebay faced cause his girl showed him the dude whose kid it is and the dude isn't returning her calls and text. His girl was asleep but he told me he would get the dudes facebook and forward it to me when she woke in the morning then we both just stood there with the weebay face. I wake up today and see a text with a facebook link. This dude looks just like lil wayne without the money and has pictures of blunts and weed everywhere.

The Future? - Should I ether her for trying to trap the gawd or should i just let life ether her for me? I'm on the fence about it. I feel insulted.

All you 6 figure cert IT nikkas not using condoms better watch out. Its real in the streets B.

Eerie how similar you're story is to mines. I'll spare you the details but lets just say I went as far as taking this chick to the doctor b/c she swore up and down it was mines and I was a man about my shyt and ready to step up. The doctor did the sonogram and said how many weeks she was and shyt automatically didnt make sense and didnt add up. I should've known something was up b/c she didnt want me in the room when the doctor was about to tell her how far along she was. Stayed quiet leaving and waited until we got in the parking lot calmly opened my door started up my car and left her ass without a ride at the doctor's office. bytch blew my phone up swearing the baby was mine and I embarrassed her by leaving her in the parking lot until she finally admitted the baby wasn't mines. I was {} close to being a sucker ass nikka paying for another nikkas seed and if I wouldn't have stayed in that room when the doctor said how far along she was I might've been. Can't lie even till this day I still trip out about the situation and be stuck with the Weebay face unwittingly shaking my head.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Eerie how similar you're story is to mines. I'll spare you the details but lets just say I went as far as taking this chick to the doctor b/c she swore up and down it was mines and I was a man about my shyt and ready to step up. The doctor did the sonogram and said how many weeks she was and shyt automatically didnt make sense and didnt add up. I should've known something was up b/c she didnt want me in the room when the doctor was about to tell her how far along she was. Stayed quiet leaving and waited until we got in the parking lot calmly opened my door started up my car and left her ass without a ride at the doctor's office. bytch blew my phone up swearing the baby was mine and I embarrassed her by leaving her in the parking lot until she finally admitted the baby wasn't mines. I was {} close to being a sucker ass nikka paying for another nikkas seed and if I wouldn't have stayed in that room when the doctor said how far along she was I might've been. Can't lie even till this day I still trip out about the situation and be stuck with the Weebay face unwittingly shaking my head.

you ever see the baby or the dude whose baby it was?

shyt is fukked up that chicks will fukk young mentality having dudes then try to push shyt on to dudes who know how to handle responsibility. shyt should be illegal. Sad thing is since I didn't fall for it she probably found another dude in her contacts that she wasn't giving the time of day to and went and "got pregnant" by him.

 

[Demonface]

I say troll the shyt out of her . Have some fun with it . Let the coli know what happens

 

[Dooby]

The Past- Met these two chicks one night, one had two kids and the other was childless and cute. The childless and cute one is one of those born and raised in the suburbs but infatuated with all things hood chicks, you know one of those Lauren London "oooh lil wayne is my baby!" ass broads. This broad didn't start feeling me until I told her I went to jail. Everything about her is hoodrat status even though shes a suburbs girl but I kept ignoring the red flags cause of her looks. She was difficult and dramatic about everything and not fukking so I eventually got tired of it and told her if you wanted to be a bird then I'll treat you like a bird. So every now and then I'd send her a random text to come over and fukk. She'd text me back her reformed hoe speak explaining how she's not gonna come over and she doesn't do things like that,good luck finding some hoe that will,egg cetera. Rinse and repeat.

The Present- I text her week ago and got the no answer as usual and some gibberish about not having time for this cause she was so sick that she left work early and just wanting to be left alone blah,blah. I didn't think anything of it until last Saturday when she text me inquiring about what I was doing that night. I already had plans but I just kept her talking to see where she was going. She started yapping about finally deciding to come over and do whatever. Her niceness was a red flag so I turned her down. Then she called me,we never called each other ever,another red flag. Shes on the phone complaining about how I always hit her up for sex and now that she wants to do it I don't want to and I don't make any sense. Told her nah I'm good and clicked on her. The chick with the two kids boyfriend works across the street from me. I usually see him about once or twice a week. We're just making small talk and he ask me can I believe that bird chick is pregnant? I'm like holdup,what? He tells two weeks ago the bird chick called his girl(a nurse) cause she was sick but all her symptoms led to pregnancy being the cause so they went a got some pregnancy test and they came back positive. I'm there with the weebay face stunned. I tell dude about what happened Saturday and he's weebay faced cause his girl showed him the dude whose kid it is and the dude isn't returning her calls and text. His girl was asleep but he told me he would get the dudes facebook and forward it to me when she woke in the morning then we both just stood there with the weebay face. I wake up today and see a text with a facebook link. This dude looks just like lil wayne without the money and has pictures of blunts and weed everywhere.

The Future? - Should I ether her for trying to trap the gawd or should i just let life ether her for me? I'm on the fence about it. I feel insulted.

All you 6 figure cert IT nikkas not using condoms better watch out. Its real in the streets B.

Breh she's pregnant already and its not your child. Bust plenty of raw nuts in her with no worries

And when it comes time for little b*stard to come out, demand a dna test and walk away a free man

 

[Seea]

Just be done with this broad already. Her bullshyt has already caught up with her. You sure it's not yours?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Breh she's pregnant already and its not your child. Bust plenty of raw nuts in her with no worries

And when it comes time for little b*stard to come out, demand a dna test and walk away a free man

why would I stress myself for 9 months pretending then pay for a DNA test that i know the results of?

Just be done with this broad already. Her bullshyt has already caught up with her. You sure it's not yours?

we never had sex. thats why her throwing it at me in a rush set off those red flags. In her words, she wasn't fukking anyone unless they put a ring on it. She must have been talking about a penis ring

 

[Dooby]

why would I stress myself for 9 months pretending then pay for a DNA test that i know the results of?



we never had sex. thats why her throwing it at me in a rush set off those red flags. In her words, she wasn't fukking anyone unless they put a ring on it. She must have been talking about a penis ring

Nah just hit it like a few times just to say you did it and go ghost

The DNA test is if things get hairy.

 

[Seea]

we never had sex. thats why her throwing it at me in a rush set off those red flags. In her words, she wasn't fukking anyone unless they put a ring on it. She must have been talking about a penis ring

Hell of a bullet to dodge.

 

[Da Jungles]

Do it for the ratchets

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Nah just hit it like a few times just to say you did it and go ghost

The DNA test is if things get hairy.

Nah, just gonna keep close tabs on her life while rubbing in how awesome mines is. I might even "befriend" the dude whose the real dad and take some pictures of us popping bottles and pouring champagne on random chicks then post them where she can see them. Then show up when shes at her lowest point and be like "Look at me queen!......You can't hustle a hustler.Now you have my permission to die."

I casually put on my facebook today, "I can't wait to have kids, I'm would be an awesome dad,I'm so ready."
She probably read it like

Tomorrow I might text her something along the lines of "enough of the B.S. I'm at the point in my life where I want to be serious about my future. I want to settle down and have a family. I've had my fun,yadda,yadda,yadda.." Then when she responds hit her with "oops,wrong person, disregard that text"

 

[MAKAVELI25]

Real talk, everybody in the coli should dap and rep you There's a lot of nikkaz out here feeding mouths that don't belong to 'em. Let life ether her breh, on to the next one. Most nikkaz would have fell for that trap real talk and call they mommas on some "i'm gonna have a baby" type steez I only bust internally overseas

The wisdom dropped on the coli



Beautiful, brehs

 

[ElChapin]

This thread is classic.
My coworker told me he was spending money on a baby for almost a year until the babies mom confessed that he was not the the father, she felt bad so she owned up to it. The look on his face was horrible when he told me because he loved the baby and he thought it was his son, but had to take the L and just walk away. Worst thing is that all her family knew and just saw him as a succa.