Ghostface Trillah
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The Past- Met these two chicks one night, one had two kids and the other was childless and cute. The childless and cute one is one of those born and raised in the suburbs but infatuated with all things hood chicks, you know one of those Lauren London "oooh lil wayne is my baby!" ass broads. This broad didn't start feeling me until I told her I went to jail. Everything about her is hoodrat status even though shes a suburbs girl but I kept ignoring the red flags cause of her looks. She was difficult and dramatic about everything and not fukking so I eventually got tired of it and told her if you wanted to be a bird then I'll treat you like a bird. So every now and then I'd send her a random text to come over and fukk. She'd text me back her reformed hoe speak explaining how she's not gonna come over and she doesn't do things like that,good luck finding some hoe that will,egg cetera. Rinse and repeat.
The Present- I text her week ago and got the no answer as usual and some gibberish about not having time for this cause she was so sick that she left work early and just wanting to be left alone blah,blah. I didn't think anything of it until last Saturday when she text me inquiring about what I was doing that night. I already had plans but I just kept her talking to see where she was going. She started yapping about finally deciding to come over and do whatever. Her niceness was a red flag so I turned her down. Then she called me,we never called each other ever,another red flag. Shes on the phone complaining about how I always hit her up for sex and now that she wants to do it I don't want to and I don't make any sense. Told her nah I'm good and clicked on her. The chick with the two kids boyfriend works across the street from me. I usually see him about once or twice a week. We're just making small talk and he ask me can I believe that bird chick is pregnant? I'm like holdup,what? He tells two weeks ago the bird chick called his girl(a nurse) cause she was sick but all her symptoms led to pregnancy being the cause so they went a got some pregnancy test and they came back positive. I'm there with the weebay face stunned. I tell dude about what happened Saturday and he's weebay faced cause his girl showed him the dude whose kid it is and the dude isn't returning her calls and text. His girl was asleep but he told me he would get the dudes facebook and forward it to me when she woke in the morning then we both just stood there with the weebay face. I wake up today and see a text with a facebook link. This dude looks just like lil wayne without the money and has pictures of blunts and weed everywhere.
The Future? - Should I ether her for trying to trap the gawd or should i just let life ether her for me? I'm on the fence about it. I feel insulted.
All you 6 figure cert IT nikkas not using condoms better watch out. Its real in the streets B.
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The Present- I text her week ago and got the no answer as usual and some gibberish about not having time for this cause she was so sick that she left work early and just wanting to be left alone blah,blah. I didn't think anything of it until last Saturday when she text me inquiring about what I was doing that night. I already had plans but I just kept her talking to see where she was going. She started yapping about finally deciding to come over and do whatever. Her niceness was a red flag so I turned her down. Then she called me,we never called each other ever,another red flag. Shes on the phone complaining about how I always hit her up for sex and now that she wants to do it I don't want to and I don't make any sense. Told her nah I'm good and clicked on her. The chick with the two kids boyfriend works across the street from me. I usually see him about once or twice a week. We're just making small talk and he ask me can I believe that bird chick is pregnant? I'm like holdup,what? He tells two weeks ago the bird chick called his girl(a nurse) cause she was sick but all her symptoms led to pregnancy being the cause so they went a got some pregnancy test and they came back positive. I'm there with the weebay face stunned. I tell dude about what happened Saturday and he's weebay faced cause his girl showed him the dude whose kid it is and the dude isn't returning her calls and text. His girl was asleep but he told me he would get the dudes facebook and forward it to me when she woke in the morning then we both just stood there with the weebay face. I wake up today and see a text with a facebook link. This dude looks just like lil wayne without the money and has pictures of blunts and weed everywhere.
The Future? - Should I ether her for trying to trap the gawd or should i just let life ether her for me? I'm on the fence about it. I feel insulted.
All you 6 figure cert IT nikkas not using condoms better watch out. Its real in the streets B.
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dont get yolked up
There's a lot of nikkaz out here feeding mouths that don't belong to 'em. Let life ether her breh, on to the next one. Most nikkaz would have fell for that trap real talk and call they mommas on some "i'm gonna have a baby" type steez 
I only bust internally overseas 