Snapple has to be banned

[Steezy]

i love reading the lil facts on the snapple tops

 

[Mars Blackmon]

That Snapple apple has no apple juice in it whatsoever but it's still
And y'all stay falling for ****'s antics.

 

[Sierra Mist]

the turns this thread has taken

Great work.

Our mailboxes stay flooded with letters about bringing back those smoothies along with the Elements version of Snapple. Sadly those same letters get sent right to Santa's house in the north poll along with all the wishful Christmas letters from kids all over the world. Santa then uses all of those letters as toilet paper.

How do you feel about ending Fruitopia's Career?

 

[Chief]

this will go in the rafters off that glass jaw joke alone...

Hope it does even if I had not much to do with it would be great to have a thread that i strated in rafters

 

[Snapple]

yo... snapple, what do you have to say about getting snubbed 20 years ago by lemonade in guru's verse in dwyck?

I was cool with it because Snapple has a lemonade flavor. We also have half and hale (lemonade mixed with ice tea), Diet half and half and pink lemonade.

i will just leave this

SMH @ you supporting Arizona. Thats the same state that didn't want to acknowledge Martin Luther King Jr's birthday as a national holiday. I have absolutly no words for you.

 

[Snapple]

I will have a cold Snapple for this plat thread

My cousin told me that you have been known to take empty Snapple bottles, fill them with warm water and use them as ass dildos. Are you trying to say that you've switched and started using cold water instead?

 

[stealthbomber]

Great work.

who are u again? i swear nikkas be following me around

 

[Chief]

My cousin told me that you have been known to take empty Snapple bottles, fill them with warm water and use them as ass dildos. Are you trying to say that you've switched and started using cold water instead?

I stay keeping it warm.

Thanks for the ether

 

[unstoppable589]

is that gay blue font necessary? shyt hurts my eyes

 

[Lord Beasley]

SMH @ you supporting Arizona. Thats the same state that didn't want to acknowledge Martin Luther King Jr's birthday as a national holiday. I have absolutly no words for you.

first off nothing happened to MLK day in AZ so ( i live here, i know)

second off arizona tea isnt even made, bottled or distributed out of arizona. the fukkin headquarters is in NY. “AriZona is and always has been a NY based company! (BORN IN BKLYN ’92).”

broski





Snapple b praised

 

[flea]

is that gay blue font necessary? shyt hurts my eyes

he's an attention whoring fakkit. of course he would make his font some stupid shyt because he's a stupid fukking fakkit.

 

[Sierra Mist]

 

[Snapple]

first off nothing happened to MLK day in AZ so ( i live here, i know)

second off arizona tea isnt even made, bottled or distributed out of arizona. the fukkin headquarters is in NY. “AriZona is and always has been a NY based company! (BORN IN BKLYN ’92).”

broski





Snapple b praised

1) Now hold on a second, because that MLK situaltion is a big part of Arizona's history. It was so big Public Enemy made a song about it called "By the Time I Get To Arizona" and Martin dropped a lil something about it on the episode where that little kid was fronting like he was Martins son. I'm not going to go into details but that was a big moment in Arizona's history back in the day. Know the history.



2) Born in BK 92 yet the MLK situation happened pre 1992. Meaning they named their product right at the the height of the MLK controversy. If you ask me its kind of like those New Jersey parents who named their son Adolf Hitler thinking it wasnt a big deal.


Bottom line: Don't support Arizona or its products. Buy Snapple instead.

 

[Chief]

Why diss me Snapple I gave you the platform to get all that green

 

[Snapple]

Why diss me Snapple I gave you the platform to get all that green

Thats like the shooter in the Colorado Batman tragedy asking one of the victims he shot "why are you so down on me, I gave you a platform for people to have sympathy for you and show you love." Read the thread title and that will answer your question.