Snake bite kills reality show snake handler

[ChatGPT-5]

Animals feel comfortable around animals.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

On "Snake Salvation," the ardent Pentecostal believer said that he believed that a passage in the Bible suggests a poisonous snakebite will not harm believers as long as they are anointed by God.

So I guess he was never really anointed by God.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

So I guess he was never really anointed by God.

lol, you ain't know? God is a total dikkhead. http://www.thecoli.com/threads/gods-12-biggest-d1ck-moves-in-the-old-testament.190901/

Prolly was chillin with Satan sippin slightly chilled cognac laughing at this dummy.

 

[Serious]

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Hilarious. At least he's in heaven now...

 

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

lol, you ain't know? God is a total dikkhead. http://www.thecoli.com/threads/gods-12-biggest-d1ck-moves-in-the-old-testament.190901/

Prolly was chillin with Satan sippin slightly chilled cognac laughing at this dummy.

God probably was chilling with Satan bumping "the ether" while watching dude succumb to the snake poison

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Hilarious. At least he's in heaven now...

P.S. The snake is considered demonic thoughout the bible, so why this false prophet kook felt playing with snakes was somehow a path to devine intervention is beyond me. Dude probably chilling with lord lucifer in a pit of snakes right now.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

God probably was chilling with Satan bumping "the ether" while watching dude succumb to the snake poison

I'm sure this was they reaction too...

 

[MushroomX]

I'm sure this was they reaction too...

Then when they found out god killed the preacher, sin was now in.

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Then when they found out god killed the preacher, sin was now in.

God was standing right outside the gates like

bumpin Young Jeezy - Get Cha Mind Right out the white on white Escalade waiting for the preacher too show up, St. Peter prolly begged for a Newport but God told him to go fukk himself even though he had a full pack. Preacher get there and start feverish dikkriding and stannery at the gate which leaves God like

 

[jackswstd]

Refuse treatment for a poisonous snake bite brehs.

 

[godkiller]

Clearly you've never had snake soup.

 

[superunknown23]

 

[tru_m.a.c]

I'm sure this was they reaction too...

Then when they found out god killed the preacher, sin was now in.

God was standing right outside the gates like

bumpin Young Jeezy - Get Cha Mind Right out the white on white Escalade waiting for the preacher too show up, St. Peter prolly begged for a Newport but God told him to go fukk himself even though he had a full pack. Preacher get there and start feverish dikkriding and stannery at the gate which leaves God like

why is Nick Cage the perfect God though

 

[MushroomX]

God was standing right outside the gates like

bumpin Young Jeezy - Get Cha Mind Right out the white on white Escalade waiting for the preacher too show up, St. Peter prolly begged for a Newport but God told him to go fukk himself even though he had a full pack. Preacher get there and start feverish dikkriding and stannery at the gate which leaves God like

why is Nick Cage the perfect God though

Moral of the story Da_Snakeman lost