Yeah I know, what the fukk was I doing there to begin with 
Was on the road with a coworker and they wanted to stop for coffee, I said sure and before I knew it we stopped at a Starbucks. I don’t know what gives at this point, maybe it’s the “diversity” training they all went through but shyt just felt awkward as fukk. Soon as I walk in there it was like the music stopped. People all like
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Whatever I pays it no mind. Go on line and order a coffee cake. I been there before and i know they can act nice behind the counter, but this chick was on some gun to her head ‘be nice this nikka or you gonna die’ shyt. She regular with everyone else, but as soon as I step up she on some “welcome to Starbucks kind sir! I hope your day has been excellent, we have a wide assortment of drinks for your pleasure, can I assist you with ordering one?”
Nah I’m cool, just cinnamon bun
“Sir I would be than happy to warm that bun up for you and might I recommend a caramel macchiato, I heard they go great with the bun”
Seriously I’m cool just a cinnamon bun
It was some reverse sunken place shyt. Soon as I get my order they back to regular shyt. I dunno man shyt was weird and it felt like they were being sarcastically nice. Even my coworker noticed that shyt and said did I know the people.
Was on the road with a coworker and they wanted to stop for coffee, I said sure and before I knew it we stopped at a Starbucks. I don’t know what gives at this point, maybe it’s the “diversity” training they all went through but shyt just felt awkward as fukk. Soon as I walk in there it was like the music stopped. People all like
.Whatever I pays it no mind. Go on line and order a coffee cake. I been there before and i know they can act nice behind the counter, but this chick was on some gun to her head ‘be nice this nikka or you gonna die’ shyt. She regular with everyone else, but as soon as I step up she on some “welcome to Starbucks kind sir! I hope your day has been excellent, we have a wide assortment of drinks for your pleasure, can I assist you with ordering one?”
Nah I’m cool, just cinnamon bun
“Sir I would be than happy to warm that bun up for you and might I recommend a caramel macchiato, I heard they go great with the bun”
Seriously I’m cool just a cinnamon bun
It was some reverse sunken place shyt. Soon as I get my order they back to regular shyt. I dunno man shyt was weird and it felt like they were being sarcastically nice. Even my coworker noticed that shyt and said did I know the people.
"y'all sensitive yet???"
