I went to a sex store under the influence today....

[maxamusa]

damn might gotta delete this diary entry @MODS

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Either bang the sex store worker or buy your toys off Amazon.
Don't do both.

And yes the store was probably overpriced.

 

[maxamusa]

You went to a sex store to purchase lube and dildos?

They don't have that shyt at Walmart

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I believed in @maxamusa

 

[boogers]

yo @maxamusa what flavor franzia did you get? used to love that moscato one in my alky days

shyt tasted like apple juice... 10% alcohol

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

They don't have that shyt at Walmart

They actually do now

 

[-DMP-]

I thought you was bout to pull the worker, then you went full coli bro and talked ya self out of both ya wife and her

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[downtheline]

 

[Canada Goose]

They actually do now

I bought lube from Rite Aid like a decade ago, I thought Walmart been selling lube if Rite Aid, CVS, etc was already selling it.


I bought the lube for a pocket p*ssy I had Such an embarrassing time period in my life

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Damm yo marriage sounds terrible.