SMH My uncle done bricked up da only toilet in da house

[Alvin]

LMAO!

 

[Regular Developer]

Classic era Sohh posting. shyt has me frfr


A dash of truth. A sprinkle of fukkery. A smidge of . And top it off with a ridiculous thread title.

A recipe for a old school classic thread

I'm gonna believe the part is the chitlins. Nobody eat that anymore

 

[BigMoneyGrip]

Errbody in the living room watching the game and eating good good..chitlins hitting just right ...then all of a sudden I hear
Uncle: NUCCA IM BRICKED UP
Me: ayo pause unc
Uncle: nikka IM BOUT TO BLOW (starts running towards the only bathroom in the house, my 6 year old cousin is already on the toilet, unc jazzy jeff's him out the bathroom into the room across the hallway and then closes the door...my lil cousin on the floor like )

Me: (Banging on bathroom door) aye man why u toss my lil man's like dat

Unc: fukk DAT LIL NIKKA I GOTTA BLOW BIG DOOKIE..(unc starts Banging on the wall) NEPPHHEWWWW..GIMME DAT CRISCO OIL, GOTTA OIL DA CRACKS OF MY AZZ..THESE CHITLINS COMING OUT HOT...NEPPHHEEEEEWW

Me: you tough nikka...you be aight

Use 5 rolls of cheap toilet paper to wipe ya ass then stop up the toilet uncle brehs

 

[Neuromancer]

Damn get a bidet.

 

[General Mills]

 

[Akae Beka]

I wish I could rep again

 

[morris]

a non-political, faggy rapper thread

rep OP

 

[315]

Non brehs won't appreciate this

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Non brehs won't appreciate this

Ain't My Type Of Hype just started playing in my head when I saw that

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Errbody in the living room watching the game and eating good good..chitlins hitting just right ...then all of a sudden I hear
Uncle: NUCCA IM BRICKED UP
Me: ayo pause unc
Uncle: nikka IM BOUT TO BLOW (starts running towards the only bathroom in the house, my 6 year old cousin is already on the toilet, unc jazzy jeff's him out the bathroom into the room across the hallway and then closes the door...my lil cousin on the floor like )

Me: (Banging on bathroom door) aye man why u toss my lil man's like dat

Unc: fukk DAT LIL NIKKA I GOTTA BLOW BIG DOOKIE..(unc starts Banging on the wall) NEPPHHEWWWW..GIMME DAT CRISCO OIL, GOTTA OIL DA CRACKS OF MY AZZ..THESE CHITLINS COMING OUT HOT...NEPPHHEEEEEWW

Me: you tough nikka...you be aight

Triple OG

 

[315]

Ain't My Type Of Hype just started playing in my head when I saw that

"Do ya have sex, or do ya make love?"

 

[International Playa]

The worst is, visiting someone & clogging up their toilet, the embarrasment

They will forever remember that story & tell people

 

[Clayton Endicott]

"Do ya have sex, or do ya make love?"

Yoooo that's what popped in my head . I gotta go to the tube and see if their performance on Soul Train is on there. It was so hype

 

[CashmereThoughts]

chitlins hitting just right ...then all of a sudden I hear

I know you lying cuz why would thanksgiving be hosted at a single toilet household.

 

[Womb Raider]

“ UNC @benjamin WHY DOES THE BATHROOM SMELL LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB ”

“ that wasn’t me phew, mind ya biz ”

“ IM TELLING MY MOM YOU DROPPED A STINKY LOAD IN THE TOILET ”


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