SMH My uncle done bricked up da only toilet in da house

[benjamin]

Errbody in the living room watching the game and eating good good..chitlins hitting just right ...then all of a sudden I hear
Uncle: NUCCA IM BRICKED UP
Me: ayo pause unc
Uncle: nikka IM BOUT TO BLOW (starts running towards the only bathroom in the house, my 6 year old cousin is already on the toilet, unc jazzy jeff's him out the bathroom into the room across the hallway and then closes the door...my lil cousin on the floor like )

Me: (Banging on bathroom door) aye man why u toss my lil man's like dat

Unc: fukk DAT LIL NIKKA I GOTTA BLOW BIG DOOKIE..(unc starts Banging on the wall) NEPPHHEWWWW..GIMME DAT CRISCO OIL, GOTTA OIL DA CRACKS OF MY AZZ..THESE CHITLINS COMING OUT HOT...NEPPHHEEEEEWW

Me: you tough nikka...you be aight

 

[50CentStan]

Damn this nostalgic style posting

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I read this a different way

 

[Canada Goose]

Your Unc Jazzy Jeff'ing your six year old cousin out the bathroom is nasty work

 

[Don Snow]

Is this a spin or something

 

[Roger king]

Hilarious

 

[Silver Surfer]

 

[Shadow King]

Comedy Central needs to scoop you up

 

[Buddy]

I was one goofy ass teen and a lot of times, if someone was in there farting and shyttin bricks, I'd start saying motivational shyt "Puuush!! Come on, you're almost there. One more to go" just to see if they'd react.


OP finna do it for real
#Nephew

 

[Hater Eraser]

 

[Child_Of_God]

I haven’t laughed this hard over a thread in a while.

 

[The God Poster]

Why the fukk you putting my business out

Worried about toilets, lucky I ain’t clogged up ya bytch lil nikka

 

[daiquiridream]

Growing up our bathroom light switch was on the outside of the door for some reason. If we heard any of our siblings shytting we would turn the light off. Or even worse flick it on and off like a horror movie.

 

[Hater Eraser]

Growing up our bathroom light switch was on the outside of the door for some reason. If we heard any of our siblings shytting we would turn the light off. Or even worse flick it on and off like a horror movie.

 

[benjamin]

Growing up our bathroom light switch was on the outside of the door for some reason. If we heard any of our siblings shytting we would turn the light off. Or even worse flick it on and off like a horror movie.