I am actually
She take her shyt at 8:30pm every night
She has a text alert 45 minutes before & her BC app pops up 3 minutes before and at 8:30 on the dot
For the past couple of weeks I've watched her take the pill
Been eating
Birth control methodBrand/common nameTypical-use failure rate (%)Perfect-use failure rate (%)TypeImplementationUser action required
Implanon[ref 1]the implant0.050.05ProgestogenSubdermal implant3 years (4 years off-label)
Jadelle[ref 2] (lower-dose)the implant0.050.05ProgestogenSubdermal implant5 years
Vasectomy[ref 1]male sterilization0.150.1SterilizationSurgical procedureOnce
Combined injectable[ref 3]Lunelle, Cyclofem0.20.2Estrogen + progestogenInjectionMonthly
IUD with progestogen[ref 1]Mirena0.20.2Intrauterine & progestogenIntrauterine5-7 years
Essure[ref 4]female sterilization0.260.26SterilizationSurgical procedureOnce
Tubal ligation[ref 1]female sterilization0.50.5SterilizationSurgical procedureOnce
IUD with copper[ref 1]Paragard, Copper T, the coil0.80.6Intrauterine & copperIntrauterine3 to 12+ years
Symptoms-based
fertility awareness[ref 1][note 1]basal body temperature,
cervical mucus1.8
[17]0.6BehavioralObservation and chartingThroughout day or daily
[note 2]
LAM for 6 months only; not applicable if menstruation resumes
[ref 1][note 3]ecological breastfeeding20.5BehavioralBreastfeedingEvery few hours
Depo Provera[ref 1]the shot30.3ProgestogenInjection12 weeks
Lea's Shield and
spermicide used by nulliparous
[ref 5][note 4][note 5]5no dataBarrier + spermicideVaginal insertionEvery act of intercourse
FemCap and spermicide
[ref 6]cervical cap7.6 (estimated)no dataBarrier & spermicideVaginal insertionEvery act of intercourse
Combined oral contraceptive pill[ref 1]the Pill80.3
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So there's a typical-use 8% chance she'll get pregnant and a 0.3 perfect-use chance. If the girl isn't following the instructions exactly to the letter she's a typical-use chance user so there's an 8% chance she'll get pregnant at the minimum.