smARTmouf vs Ugo Ogugwa (Round 4)

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@smARTmouf vs @Ugo Ogugwa

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A man call himself smartmouf, what the hell is
He trying to say, Keep talking That slick shyt,
and you might just get punched in The face
He got a mouf And it's smart, does that mean
he's giving good Brain, How can I explain,
the thoughts of Ugo Ogugwa, man I think that
this nikka is gay, Ugo the "fireman', spend my life,
dousing you "flames" You "gripping the mic" and your
"mouth is a brain" You saw the battle, "smartmouf vs
my name" then tried to "switch threads" like an "outfit exchange"
shooters on deck, I can count on their aim, im "calling
the shots", I'm "announcing the game", "Mother's" Day close
Call that "cow" and explain, this "head on collission"
You're out of your "lane", all my enemies are dead
I'm "John Wilkes" in the "Booth", for some "pennies"
On your "head". you'll be "Abe Lincoln" when I shoot
In the grave stinking in a suit, put that same "pizza
On your roof", that's that "bread and that cheese on
Your dome", "Breaking Bad", better leave me alone
You think uwar so "evil" but I'll take "Satan's" bytch
You remind me of "Al Sharpton", you a "race baiting
Snitch" (Michael White verse), pretending like you ever were a, slave taking
Whips, you're not Muhammed Ali, bytch they made you
Enlist, more like Muhutma Ghandi, you're a peaceful
Protest, Ogugwa is tougher than a piece of goat flesh
Don't need voice effects, cause a demon wrote this
Focused, make a pastor flee the pulpit ...
In round two, you wanted, to vote for buddy (omar)
His flow was funny so you throw him money...
Truth of the matter is you saw this day, coming
From distance when your jaw would break
You heard the songs Ugo Ogugwa makes
When "verses are due" he's "Debo" on "Friday"
"That's my soundcloud punk", upload to myspace
I make yo moda touch toes and gyrate
It's pretty cool, that I made it to the "final four",
But This shyt Lebron James verses "Maya Moore",
You "won't sell no kinda records" at the vinyl store
Cause I "ripped your catalog", so it's time to tour (ripped as in battle and ripped as in bootleg)
Good thing is you gon sell out shows, cause
You an oreo performing at sell out shows
Sure that you could find "fans of death
Rhymes", if you "get a shot", you'll prolly "jam(jam as in gun and jam as in rock crowd)
Like Tech 9", it's smartmouf the demonic ... (tech 9 the gun and tech 9 the rapper)
I'm the plague like the beubonic, first grade's
When I knew phonics, I'll go to "Texas" and infect
You with a "blue bonnet", my round 3 verse was
So cheap it's like I couponed it...
Ugo Ogugwa the alpha dog you might just be
A beta, you might just be a whiter, lamer, Tyler
The Creator, Ogugwa 101, rhyming is my
Major, I'll chop you up and sell you to a scientist
For data, to research your Chiraq roots ...
A horrorcore cac, from deprived black youth
Wish the racial draft had a buy back rule
Everbody count of 3 say, hi Pappoose!
I think your death's near (snare) like a hi hat dude
Is there heaven for a Mouf, does the sky have
c00ns? all the gay brehs ask "what dat mouf do"
SmartMouf gon reply, suck like vacuums ..
A man call himself smartmouf, what the hell is
He trying to say, Keep talking That slick shyt,
and you might just get punched in The face
He got a mouf And it's smart, does that mean
he's giving good Brain, How else can I explain,
the thoughts of Ugo Ogugwa, man I think that
this nikka is gay
 
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''Everbody count of 3 say, hi Pappoose!''

:dead:

''i think this nikka is gay...i think this nikka is gay'' THIS IS A GODAMNNNN CHANT !!!!!!

we ALL know who the winner is... fukk the other nikka...

:blessed: this shiiiit so dopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
 

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Never knew what a COOOON WAS
Until I went and saw what UG does
Prostituting in music is getting you love
…Face the facts you’re a c00n bruh
When you were thinking up an alias in your room
…With-cha picture should’ve figured you’s a c00n
A c00n’s where you’re headed with that impression that you do
To make cacs laugh I did the math and well...that’s you
Black face, in a black face, it’s your Minstrel show
…Egos inflated, you reincarnated Jimmy Crow---
---Stepin Fetchit, Uncle Tom, Buckwheat to get some votes
Bojangles, Amos N Andy Show where’d your senses go?
Driving miss Daisy, where to ass nikka?
Yess-um master, but all for laughter ass nikka
Can’t punk me porch monkey, funky ass nikka
House nikka, Fiddler from the Roots ass nikka
On these Nets I’m Cole-man, come with the 4-4
You Yinka Dara, Olowokandi, cause you post poor
Stop credit card scamming, your fans would vote more
No chance if you SOHH Icy then I’m likely a blow torch
Can’t take you serious, you’re sillier now
Coming to America you in character like Disney in town
Maybe Mike and his kid will take a pic with this clown
Michael Blackson, Sebastian Under the Sea ass nikka you proud?
Battle Ugo Brehs…That’s all you nikkas saying
I did and killed him…such a shame he’s overrated

Never knew what a COOOON was
Until I went and saw what YOUG does
I’m white so I tend to make the rules duh
keep shucking and jiving you’re sure to move up
You don’t even have a job I presume
You can be my cook, your wife my maid, I’ll get a broom
Bring my food, that’s the best thing for a c00n
I need entertainment for my company and well…that’s you
Uh…Hey YouGo…Is that how you pronounce it? //
I’m sorry, I don’t understand how you be sounding//
Don’t be childish ,I deal with houses//
With good credit and a degree, gosh, I’m worth thousands//
I didn’t expect to face you, I Don’t really hate you//
But I’m real estate agent… I GOTTA PUT YOU IN YOUR PLACE TOO//
My buddies at the office we all laugh at ya//
Is this what ******s do with free time in Africa//
This is Ugo, wait when I enta the booth
They think it’s a studio, but really I’m sharing a room
I’m a bytch ass neega, and I’m getting ready to lose (HEY!)
This is the honest truths, bippity, boppity boo

See that ******?...He it’s quite hilarious
You can rhyme words real well and I like your arrogance
Let’s be honest though bro…Mike’ll bury him
And I’m a cut above this little p*ssy like Cesareans (
C-Section)
Battle Ugo Brehs…That’s all you nikkas saying
I did and killed him…such a shame he’s overrated
You’re not really ill, it’s the accent that keeps us laughing//
So without the fukking accent when you’re rapping you kind of average//
How’d this happen? The fact you at the top is kind of tragic//
You’s an actor, not showing signs of sickness like you Magic//---
---New c00n, born in the 80s, Wayne Brady, Nick Cannon
Tap dancing, this dudes Emmett Till when they dragged him
Django Unchained, the character played by Sam Jackson
How we let this Uncle Ruckus muthafukka run rampant--
--Do that funny voice, we love it boy, I even had to dap it//
Now I’m sick and tired of the same gimmick, shyts distracting//
So I grab him then I slap him cars are passing while I slam him//---
---Body bags have Crazy, Observe, MichaelWhite and Ugo Taggings//----
Who gassed him, sensitive ass sissy, stop naggin
I’m serious, you can’t compete Period. Must be cramping//
It’s the time of the month you about to you get passed up…
Laugh it up…Quit rapping this fakkit should get to stand up
But I’m corny? All your usernames aint dorky?
You a fukking fraud You don’t think it’s odd creating fake characters at 40?
You aint close to sicker, you’ll see his picture in the lame nikka category
Trying to make a living when your raps are slipping and nikka that’s your story?
I seen you battle those other boys but this shyts different
…I spit lyrics that’ll leave you ripped like you went lifting
…Disfigured and all that so nikka just quit bytching
Have Ugo like those Nigerian women when he end up missing
Never knew what a COOOON WAS
Until I went and saw what UG does
Prostituting in music is getting you love
…Face the facts you’re a c00n bruh
When you were thinking up an alias in your room
…With-cha picture should’ve figured you’s a c00n
A c00n’s where you’re headed with that impression that you do
To make cacs laugh I did the math and well...that’s you
 

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This fukking battle was epic brehs. Both of ya'll brought some real dope shyt to this round.

1 thing I that did appreciate from both emcees, even though the verses/songs could be considered long(over 3 min) it never felt that way because ya'll never had to warm up. Ya'll both went at each others throats from the fukking get go. That's what I like to hear. It's like every bar started a chain reaction of disses.

Ugo's shyt was funny as fukk. shyt had so many damn jokes:heh:...(Lebron/MayaMoore, Mothers Day, Goat Flesh, Tyler Creator, Vaccuum, etc...) and then the voice change and the outro were like the icing on the cake.

Smartmouf had a funny ass verse too, but that shyt just came off colder though. Both rapped about each other being c00ns, but Smart took that shyt to a whole different level when he brought back that Cac voice. shyt literally sounded like some cac stopped what he was doing, walked into the booth and dropped his 2 cents in on the battle and leave to go pick up his kid from soccer practice. Plus Smart's overall punchlines hit harder. Them shyts were brutal. He also sounded like he was really disgusted and pissed off with this nikka too which is what Ugo's last opponent lacked even though he had some dope lines too. Smart kept going at the whole African angle and just murked shyt.

With all that said, I think Smartmouf took it close, but decisively. Great fukking battle. Definitely one for the ages.
 

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For my scoring System, I started both Rappers at 10.0 .. And subtracted (was my ORIGINAL plan) OR ADDED points if they did something to get "extra credit"



smARTmouf:

..10.0
-.3 [Bad Mix] ( didn't want to take off too much for this.. but I had to... I literally had to go through and read the lyrics while listening to the audio to be able to understand anything, which I *specially* didn't want to do... Didn't even want to read the lyrics period... It's about what you spit out and what I hear and however my mind processes it, not what I read)


-.15 [False personal] (saying Ugo would be wack without the accent... That's wack to me honestly... Personal only hits hard if it makes since, and not made up... Ugo was the best rapper from the last round IMO, accent or not.)


-.1 [c00n Gimmick] (I understand what you tried to do and what you saying maybe actually makes sense... Had to go to UrbanDictionary.com to get the full definition of a c00n... and its a stretch... And sort of went on too long)


-.2 [Length] (I feel like this could've been done in 3/4ths or even 1/2 the bars / hooks)


+.4 [Viciousness] (Just the overall VIGOR and relentless you came with... I could tell you REALLY WANTED to end this nikka Career... You wrote this with the same Mind Frame Nas wrote Ether... I can tell)

+.2 [Flipping Voices] (This was a nice touch and great Ugo impersonation)


TOTAL: 9.85




Ugo:

-.25 [Your Voice] (I have NO PROBLEM with the voice... But I listened to SmartMouf's diss first... So I can't lie, it sort of affected how I was gonna look at your verse from the JUMP... Made me biased before I heard a word from you....Tough Cookies :ehh:)

+.4 [Gay Gimmick] (Being a lyricist myself, I started thinking of diss bars to Smartmouf myself a few days ago... First thing I thought of was: "Calling him 'Sassy' the entire match... and comparing him to Black Ink Crews Sassy (pic below).... So for you to OPEN YOUR VERSE with calling him "gay" based off his name.... If I was beside you I'd give you a pound and a head shake... *Goat minds think alike* )

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+.1 [Hook] I LITERALLY bust out laughing when this nikka kept yelling the hook... Made me forget about his voice, and APPRECIATE IT {sorry smart mouf, the angle you came with didn't last beyond my first 3 biased seconds} ... This is a bigger reaction than I got out of anything in Smart's verse... I haven't even finished listening to the song, I had to pause it to type this, while I listened to Smart's all the way through before writing)



*goes back to finish listening to song*



head on collision out of lane - Tough line


+.5 Abe Lincoln / John Wilkes Booth Scheme.


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Breh... I cut the audio and called the fight after the Abe Lincoln / John With booth shyt... It was over breh
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@smARTmouf ... This what I meant when I said the personal about his skills was wack... This scheme, and the head on collision line (which happened to come back to back)... Were probably better than any entendre you used in your ENTIRE VERSE.... Both of them.. It just kinda was:sadcam:




Another thing smart mouf.... If it's one thing on this Earth I'm NOT, it's a dikk rider.... a follow the leader type nikka... a bandwagon cat... Check my post history or ask @Brooklynzson :mjlol:.... Most people call me a "hater" .. I'm cynical as shyt and LOVVEEEEEE to go against the grain (but always keep it honest even if I do pour it on and go over the top...) I can be like Skip Bayless on fukking steroids (my Lebron trolling was on another level, until I gained respect for him after the Sterling shyt)....



I say that to say: The last thing I want you to feel is like I'm just riding dikk and jumping on the bandwagon and had the fight picked before it even started.... I actually thought Ugo was DEAD after your verse, and I could BARELY HEAR IT... I didn't read any other comments, look at dap counts, or shyt... I had to make this 1,000% fair / unbiased....



But breh..... rofl.... Breh...... I'm a real nikka, so I'm gonna say this shyt:


Homie is like Michael Jordan with the disses.... Don't mean shyt if you Magic Johnson or Kareem or Larry Bird.... When JORDAN step on the court, he just make other nikkas look REGULAR... Even when you really got some good shyt yourself...


That's my HONEST TO GOD feeling about this cat after this verse which I haven't even fukking heard 1/3rd of yet....


Dude is an ALIEN.... He's out of his MIND.....


Only way to Beat Bugs Bunny is for 10 nikkas to join up (the 10 slow turtles) or something from fukkin out of space to handle him (marvin the martian).... Cus right now this dude looks LITERALLY unbeatable... And you had an INSANE verse:wow:




Whoever is up next (akademic, 305)... I hope you read this carefully..... Come with something that's RIDICULOUS in every line, or don't even show up...




Ugo Score - 10.75 ... And I haven't listened to anything beyond the John Wilkes Booth line.:merchant:

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*shocked* @ the poll results:leon:


Wonder if everyone who voted even understood the Full John Wilkes Booth / Abe Lincoln Scheme.....:birdman:



*goes back to finish listening to Ugo's verse*
 

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Ugo's verse was good, great even, but I feel like I heard his shyt before. It is what I expected from him and that hook :bryan:
The Abe Lincoln line, the Gandhi/Ali shyt was flames...

But that Smartmouf shyt was fiye all through the whole shyt... broke down Ugo's character and threw in his adlibs :lolbron:

Character played by Sam Jackson :mjlol:

Man Smartmouf won this one by a fair margin... even made me feel like I could battle Ugo... he lucky I left my mic on my other computer :mjpls:
 

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Smartmouf did his thing, but off the top.. the c00n thing, the cac stuff and the evocation of black leaders again was lost on me. Some of my favorite lines where I think dude broke down Ugo and made him out to be a corny gimmick:

"This is Ugo, wait when I enta the booth
They think it’s a studio, but really I’m sharing a room
I’m a bytch ass neega, and I’m getting ready to lose (HEY!)
This is the honest truths, bippity, boppity boo
"

More of this would have killed me. Funny as shyt. Had the flow down pretty well, too.

"You a fukking fraud You don’t think it’s odd creating fake characters at 40?
You aint close to sicker, you’ll see his picture in the lame nikka category
Trying to make a living when your raps are slipping and nikka that’s your story?
I seen you battle those other boys but this shyts different
…I spit lyrics that’ll leave you ripped like you went lifting
…Disfigured and all that so nikka just quit bytching
"

:patrice:

We're clearly in the finals, brehs. But then we get to Ugo's shyt. And I'm with @really , I can't find a damn thing bad to say about it. When I started in this battle tourney and saw all this "battle ugo, brehs" shyt and heard his accent and gimmick, I though it was bullshyt and he's just a character rapper getting a boost. But it just aint that.. I want to take away points for the voice and the gimmick, but dude takes battle disrespect to another level.. I can't hate on shyt like this:
"He got a mouf And it's smart, does that mean
he's giving good Brain, How can I explain," - low hanging fruit, but funny as fukk. Already got listeners laughing from the jump.

"You remind me of "Al Sharpton", you a "race baiting
Snitch" (Michael White verse), pretending like you ever were a, slave taking
Whips, you're not Muhammed Ali, bytch they made you
Enlist, more like Muhutma Ghandi, you're a peaceful
Protest, Ogugwa is tougher than a piece of goat flesh
Don't need voice effects, cause a demon wrote this
Focused, make a pastor flee the pulpit ...
In round two, you wanted, to vote for buddy (omar)
His flow was funny so you throw him money...
Truth of the matter is you saw this day, coming
From distance when your jaw would break
You heard the songs Ugo Ogugwa makes
When "verses are due" he's "Debo" on "Friday"
"That's my soundcloud punk", upload to myspace
I make yo moda touch toes and gyrate
It's pretty cool, that I made it to the "final four",
But This shyt Lebron James verses "Maya Moore",
You "won't sell no kinda records" at the vinyl store
Cause I "ripped your catalog", so it's time to tour (ripped as in battle and ripped as in bootleg)
Good thing is you gon sell out shows, cause
You an oreo performing at sell out shows"

This all of this.. what the fukk is this? Mentions the last battle for those who been listening, calling out race baiting, and calling out your buddy omar vote. :heh::heh::heh:
but this sealed it for me

"Ugo Ogugwa the alpha dog you might just be
A beta, you might just be a whiter, lamer, Tyler
The Creator, Ogugwa 101, rhyming is my
Major, I'll chop you up and sell you to a scientist
For data, to research your Chiraq roots ...
A horrorcore cac, from deprived black youth
Wish the racial draft had a buy back rule
Everbody count of 3 say, hi Pappoose!"
:deadrose::dead::deadmanny:

If I'm biased, it's against Ugo. But it doesn't matter cause this shyt was incredible.!
 
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