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Decided to take a break from the other thread cuz I feel like I've been in there for a week straight :whew:

Then I go back to catch up & post in the STAY LIT! thread & see @KushSkywalker taggin me in this thread and I was like God dammit another thread?!??!?!

Honestly, I've only been back on The Coli since Nov. 1st and all this attention is makin me dizzy.

Thread after thread after thread about me. It's like the Coli suffered a Strawberry deficiency while I was gone.

The 130+ page diamond STAY LIT! thread was mad jokes. Went from a thread bein about real posters to @smARTmouf claiming we were "just friends" and tryin to tell them he never wanted to fukk me. Kinda like this song (I only listened to the first part so far cuz SoundCloud cut out on my phone when I got some texts...).

Since it was a thread about real posters and he decided to lie and deny, I decided to expose him for the simp that he was.

And he couldn't take an L. In fact this diss track, although very popular with my haters obviously (now they have a theme song!), is actually another L.

First of all @smARTmouf why bother wasting your time & energy writing a song about a girl you "never liked" & "never wanted to fukk"?

This song is simply his revenge for my exposal.

Look at this pathetic fool tryin to act like he never caught feelings for me :mjlol:

Dissin my headtop dancin but callin me "headstand queen" in pm's. 1min intro about n bomb when he's in my pm's referring to himself with an n bomb. :mjlol:

All of his reactions from the exposal are L's after L's after L's. Jumping around from thread to thread catchin L's but refusing to actually take them like a man and constantly trying to deny/deflect/justify his simping.

It's L mania over here!

Anyway just found out a couple hours ago he was workin on a track so decided I would write some rhymes and record a diss track to battle him with.

I didn't realize he'd drop it tonight, and guess what- it's Friday night and I'm going out to party and probably dance on my head
:russ:

It's almost as if he did this on purpose cuz he knows I'm a party girl and go out dancin all the time :comeon:

Gonna make an effort not to get too drunk cuz I gotta wake up early tomorrow, take care of some shyt and head to work, then party on Saturday night too.

I'm hoping I'll have time to sit & write something Sunday but then I gotta hit up my friend and see when I can get in the studio.

Wish this was planned and we dropped at the same time but it is what it is. The Coli's gonna have to endure a weekend of suspense until I drop my diss.

Have an awesome weekend you guys! Shout out to all my fans & haters!

Oh and I guess I should repost screenshots of his simping too, so if you haven't seen them yet, check back into this thread soon.

Gotta go back to imgur & find em. God dammit I just wanna go out & party!

Got weed & drinks waitin for me at my friend's place :bryan:







 
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Decided to take a break from the other thread cuz I feel like I've been in there for a week straight

Then I go back to catch up & post in the STAY LIT! thread & see @KushSkywalker taggin me in this thread and I was like God dammit another thread?!??!?!

Honestly, I've only been back on The Coli since Nov. 1st and all this attention is makin me dizzy.

Thread after thread after thread about me. It's like the Coli suffered a Strawberry deficiency while I was gone.

The 130+ diamond STAY LIT! thread was mad jokes. Went from a thread bein about real posters to @smARTmouf claiming we were "just friends" and tryin to tell them he never wanted to fukk me. Kinda like this song (I only listened to the first part so far cuz SoundCloud cut out on my phone when I got some texts...).

Since it was a thread about real posters and he decided to lie and deny, I decided to expose him for the simp that he was.

And he couldn't take an L. In fact this diss track, although very popular with my haters obviously (now they have a theme song!), is actually another L.

First of all @smARTmouf why bother wasting your time & energy writing a song about a girl you "never liked" & "never wanted to fukk"?

This song is simply his revenge for my exposal.

Look at this pathetic fool tryi to act like he never caught feeling for me :mjlol:

Dissin my headtop dancin but callin me "headstand queen" in pm's. 1min intro about n bomb when he's in my pm's referring to himself with an m bomb. :mjlol:

All of his reactions from the exposal are L's after L's after L's. Jumping around from thread to Thea's catchin L's but refusing to actually take them and constantly trying to deny/deflect/justify his simping.

It's L mania over here!

Anyway like just found out a couple hours ago he was work on a track so decided I would write some rhymes and record a diss track to battle him with.

I didn't realize he'd drop it tonight, and guess what- it's Friday night and I'm going out to party and probably dance on my head
:russ:

Gonna make an effort not to get too drunk cuz I gotta wake up early tomorrow, take care of some shyt and head to work, then party on Saturday night too.

I'm hoping I'll have time to sit & write something Sunday but then I gotta hit up my friend and see when I can get in the studio.

Wish this was planned and we dropped at the same time but it is what it is. The Coli's gonna have to endure a weekend of suspense until I drop my diss.

Have an awesome weekend you guys! Shout out to all my fans & haters!

Oh and I guess I should repost screenshots of his simping too, so if you haven't seen them yet, check back into this thread soon.

Gotta go back to imgur & find em. God dammit I just wanna go out & party!

Got weed & drinks waitin for me at my friend's place :bryan:
:martin:
 

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:martin:

What?

You expect me to stop my life, quit my job, and run to the studio to record a track right now?

It's Friday night and I'm going to fukkin party. Not gonna let this shyt fukk up my weekend. You'll get my diss soon and it'll be fire and then we can bury this revenge zombie simp @smARTmouf for once and for all

Can't believe he thinks he can still recover from the pm's & "teleport to the p*ssy" :mjlol:
 

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