SmackDown Live 7/7/23: Uso Was The Case That They Gave Me

[CBoz]

WTF that noise? Someone starting a chainsaw?

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Was whoever thought of that pregnant?

I don't think so. There was no ice cream on it.

 

[NV-ME]

At some point we're going to need Rikishi and the Wild Samoans to show up and try to fix this.

word was, earlier, that was a possible opening segment; when roman barked "who got the authority to question me," ri-ri, sika and afa were gonna pop in on some island g-funk.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[JQ Legend]

I wouldn’t be mad if we got the LWO vs The JBP at Summerslam

I fukks with Queens Flip

 

[Finn Baller]

would've gone better for the Usos if they brought this man in as the lead prosecutor

 

[Easy-E]

I’m Not Gonna Lie, When Roman Said “Who Has The Authority To Call A Tribal Meeting” I Thought We Was Gonna Hear The Rocks Music Hit

I thought Rikiski or the Elders

Hell, I thought they opened up the show because they had the family in the back

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

So Jey where's you lil friend Sami now?

He ain't out here fighting besides you.

Imagine letting a colonizer plant demon seeds in your head about your beloved cousin.

Finally someone sees the bigger picture. Wiseman send this man a lobster

 

[African_brehda]

I wouldn’t be mad if we got the LWO vs The JBP at Summerslam

That nut I’ll bust in her 5 foot ass will puncture something

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I wouldn’t be mad if we got the LWO vs The JBP at Summerslam

Did she learn any Spanish words this week?

 

[DaylitoJames]

Sheamus is European, Breh.

Austin Theory is from ATL aka Wakanda... word to TI

 

[JQ Legend]

would've gone better for the Usos if they brought this man in as the lead prosecutor

You mad

You mad as hell

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[CBoz]

Theory reign almost been as long as Dean Ambrose and almost as bland.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

So how's Theory gonna sneak his way outta this one