Charlotte bout to go full![]()
Becky's new header : "Wondering how long until Charlotte dyes her hair ‘orange’ and calls herself The woooMan."
She sees the bullshyt that's about to happen
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Charlotte bout to go full![]()
Just came into this thread to dap/undap/dap and repI can imagine Shane having the entire Smackdown staff and wrestlers in the ring at the start of the show as he runs them all down like Nino Brown in New Jack City...
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*Shane Pacing Around The Roster With His Pitbull*
Shane: So let’s get down to it…. What the hell happened people? Tell me… what happened?
*roster looking at floor not saying anything*
Shane: Oh don’t all speak at once…. But someone tell me something. Miz… Mr. Team Captain... tell me what happened?
Miz: Well to be fair I’m only 2/3rds the Best In The World so I wasn’t at 100% and my baby Monroe at home….
Shane: SHUT THE fukk UP! I should have 2/3rds my foot up your ass! I got left all alone out there with killers… KILLERS!
Samoa Joe: They weren’t no killers….
Shane: OH REALLY? If they weren’t killers then WHY WAS YOU ELIMINATED IN THE FIRST 60 SECONDS?!
Samoa Joe: Well they caught me off guard…
Shane: I COULD HAVE HAD RUSEV, STYLES, ALMAS OR EVEN ORTON IN YOUR SPOT BUT INSTEAD I HAD YOUR ASS ON THE TEAM LOSING AT 60 SECONDS!
Xavier Woods: This ain’t fair we won our match at Survivor Series, all the tag teams did….
Shane: SIT YO’ PENNY ARCADE ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE! Your pre-show match DID NOT COUNT SO YOUR WIN DID NOT MATTER LIKE THOSE STALE ASS PANCAKE YOU THROW IN THE CROWD!
Big E:
Shane: Speaking of pancake asses… CHARLOTTE WOULD YOU LIKE TO EXPLAIN WHAT THE fukk WAS YOU DOING GETTING DQ’D?!
Charlotte: Well… well I was trying to make a statement to the Raw women that the Smackdown women are tough….
Shane: Really? Do you know what would have been a better statement you could have made? WINNING THE GODDAMN MATCH!
Charlotte:
Shane: Corey Graves fukk you for playing both sides of the fence! You lucky Byron Saxton sucks or I would fire you!
Corey Graves:
Shane: Here’s what we gonna do… tonight we gonna have a 90 Person Battle Royale with all the men, women, cameramen and camerawomen, announcers and anyone that’s employed on Smackdown… the winner will be the ONLY person I won’t fire because I’M TRADING EVERYONE!![]()
Shane gonna Shake things up by calling up a bunch of people from nxt![]()
Shane: Here’s what we gonna do… tonight we gonna have a 90 Person Battle Royale with all the men, women, cameramen and camerawomen, announcers and anyone that’s employed on Smackdown… the winner will be the ONLY person I won’t fire because I’M TRADING EVERYONE!![]()
Paige is GM![]()
This is Shane tonight
Shane: "Can y'all hurry up, the NXT callups want to put they stuff in the locker room"
Send him back go OVW for goodI just wanna see people getting fired tonight. I even have a list:
1. Miz